Horoscopes

Astrologer Lynne Ewart predicts what’s in store for you this fortnight

JUNE 21-JULY 22 Second chances feature, as could longawaited reconnections, and there’s a breakthrough phase from the 22nd to 27th.

■ For a weekly update call 09044 705703 LEO JULY 23-AUGUST 23 A currently stretched family or domestic situation looks set to reach its conclusion, with July 20 and 27 underlined.

■ For a weekly update call 09044 705704 VIRGO AUG 24-SEPT 22 Watch for a tug between the tried and trusted versus a leap into the unknown. A mid-September date could work.

■ For a weekly update call 09044 705705 LIBRA SEPT 23-OCT 23 An official completion looks likely, possibly connected to property matters that spells movement at root level.

■ For a weekly update call 09044 705706 SCORPIO OCT 24-NOV 22 Restrictive situations have been constant, but as July closes you’re coming through those challenging obstacles.

■ For a weekly update call 09044 705707 SAGITTARIUS NOV 23RD-DEC 20 Resources are underlined, with a decisive point coming around a stuck situation. Reconnections feature around the 22nd.

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It’s so good to be with you again!

I have to say, I’ve been having a very odd time over the past few weeks, with some really heated arguments of late. I live on my own so I get on my nerves a lot. It came to a head the other day, so I sat myself down and had a calm but firm word with myself. It was quite fiery, but we came to an understanding and we’ve got over the worst and are back on an even keel. Of course, you never know when things will rear their ugly heads again but as we are all saying – these are unprecedented times! Next in my ‘nearly’ unlocked locked-down life, my bath started to leak through into the utility room and pour down the walls. That in itself doesn’t sound disastrous, but Badger and Bodger live in there in their cage and with two soaking wet Guinea pigs plus a very distressed Teddy, my Chihuahua, to comfort (as you know the love of Teddy’s life is Badger), something had to be done.

I took the matter into my own hands and called a local plumber. Later that day there was a knock at the door and a very tall, blonde hunky boy/man said: ‘Hi I’m Steve, I understand you have a problem with your plumbing?’ Well it’s been a

■ long time ladies, and I never thought plumbing in a new bath could be so interesting and enjoyable...

There is another major worry in life at the moment: do you remember when you were little and there was always an old lady in the neighbourhood who had a moustache or whiskers on her chin? Well, all I can say is I’ve got them now! Where do those long hairs that appear on your chin come from? I have nightmares that I’m going to wake up with a full beard. In fact, I had a dream that I had a moustache and met the gorgeous Tom Selleck – my moustache was bigger than his!

On a joyous note, I’m in a ‘bubble’ with my daughter and grandchildren and it is wonderful that I can now hug them. When I went round the other day, I asked my very grown up 13-year-old grandson Oliver if I could hug him and he said: ‘Yes please’, which made my heart jump. My gorgeous Rosie (aged just one) reached out for me to hug her, and if that wasn’t enough my darling Molly who is nine said: ‘Ok Nana that’s it, I’m hugging you forever and I’m not going to stop, end of’. Love is all we need and we will all be together again soon. Heaps of love from all of us.

Sherrie would’ve loved our facial fuzz feature last issue!

‘I dreamt I met the gorgeous Tom Selleck and my moustache was bigger than his...’