Albany Times Union (Sunday)

Apocalypse right now

- Après moi, le déluge. ▶ Maureen Dowd is a New York Times columnist.

Holy smokes.

It feels like we are living through the first vertiginou­s 15 minutes of a disaster movie, maybe one called “The Day After Tomorrow Was Yesterday.”

Heat waves are getting hotter. Forests are ablaze. Floods are obliterati­ng. An iceberg nearly half the size of Puerto Rico broke off from Antarctica.

Florida’s fleurs du mal, algal blooms known as red tide, have become more toxic because of pollution and climate change. They are responsibl­e for killing 600 tons of marine life, leaving beaches strewn with reeking dead fish.

It’s Mad Max apocalypti­c. Crazy storms that used to hit every century now seem quotidian, overwhelmi­ng systems that cannot withstand such a battering.

The heat wave that stunned the Pacific Northwest, killing nearly 200 people, was followed by a bolt of lightning igniting the dry earth in Oregon. The Bootleg Fire has now devoured 400,000 acres, with flames so intense, they are creating their own weather pattern capable of sparking new fires. The smoke has traveled from the West to the

East Coast, tainting the air.

As Angela Merkel and President Joe Biden touted a climate and energy partnershi­p on her recent visit here, nature mocked them. While the two leaders had dinner, rains submerged huge swaths of Germany, including medieval towns.

The deluge in Henan province in central China was so fierce that it crippled a large hospital, left subway riders up to their necks in water, affected 3 million people, displaced 250,000 from their homes and killed at least 33. Flash flooding had Brits wading in waisthigh water in the London Undergroun­d. In India, at least 112 are dead after a monsoon triggered landslides.

As a New York Times story pointed out, whether systems were refurbishe­d, like New York’s subways after Hurricane Sandy, or operating on fumes from the Victorian era, like London’s drainage system, it didn’t matter. The storms overwhelme­d both the new and the old.

There are wildfires raging in Siberia, and California is becoming Crematoria.

After Jeff Bezos shot 65 miles above Texas in his priapic rocket, the richest earthling marveled about our atmosphere: “When you get up above it, what you see is, it’s actually incredibly thin. It’s this tiny, little fragile thing, and as we move about the planet, we’re damaging it. That’s a very profound — it’s one thing to recognize that intellectu­ally. It’s another thing to actually see with your eyes how fragile it really is.”

We’ve been living in a culture of dread for a long time now. Republican­s have been weaponizin­g fear, trying to scare us about gays and transgende­r rights and ambitious women and people with darker skin.

Republican­s invent things to provoke paranoia. But when it comes to climate, the fear has a basis in reality. We should be terrified watching the weather run amok.

“Everything we worried about is happening, and it’s all happening at the high end of projection­s, even faster than the previous most pessimisti­c estimates,” John Holdren, a professor of environmen­tal policy at Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government, contended in a Los Angeles Times interview.

It may be too late for negotiatin­g incrementa­l change. We just went through four years of proudly unscientif­ic Donald Trump, who once told me, “I’m not a believer in man-made climate change.”

There have been spots of progress. Antediluvi­an Republican­s can no longer destroy opponents who worry about climate change by mocking them as sandal-wearing treehugger­s. In January, GM rocked the auto industry when it revealed plans to phase out petroleum-powered cars and trucks and move to zero-emission vehicles by 2035. The Times story about it was a pre-obituary for gas guzzlers, saying, “The days of the internal combustion engine are numbered.”

But there are still plenty of Republican­s shilling for Big Oil and pushing back against climate change provisions in the big legislatio­n before Congress. Scary plagues are ravaging the planet while drivelers drivel. Some hope technology can save us. In Dubai, scientists are plotting to combat heat waves by sending aircraft to fire chemicals into clouds to spur precipitat­ion, and sending drones to zap an electrical charge into the clouds to trigger rain.

Making waterfalls in the desert sounds cool until you think torquing Mother Nature to clean up our messes can’t end well.

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MAUREEN DOWD

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