THIS WEEK’S WINNERS

“OK I know we are in Rio, but I still want to know who stole my clothes.”

RICKY I. NEROSS, Albuquerque

Michael wasn’t sure the TSA pre-check was worth it! JUDI K. SINKS, Albuquerque

“Look, guys, check it out! I told you I don’t have fins or gills!”

LINDA KAY LIVINGSTON, Albuquerque

“New X-Ray Exam Device Discovers Phelps Is Part Bottlenose Dolphin”

MATTHEW BARRETT, Friendswood, Texas

Headline: “Olympic Security Guard Checks Michael Phelps’s Back For Hidden Evinrude Motor” SCOOT NEWTON, Albuquerque

“You should hear me SING the YMCA song!” JERRY LIVINGSTON, Albuquerque

“OK, OK. I give up, I confess: I am the best.” JOE P. MARTINEZ, Albuquerque

“My ‘game face’ is on the other side, buddy!” CHERYL K. HAAKER, Albuquerque

Michael Phelps pleads for financial assistance: “I can’t afford the taxes on all my gold medals.”

WALTER RICH, Albuquerque

Michael Phelps accepts the cheers of the crowd at SeaWorld, where he performs on weekends.

RICHARD KOZ, Albuquerque

“OK, I’ll show you. See?! This is the reason I’ve won so many races. My wingspan is just as big as a pterodactyl’s!”

RODNEY S. MATTO, Albuquerque

“This is how you greet strangers on the streets of Rio.” KLARENCE E. KRAEMER, Albuquerque