THE LIGHTER SIDE

God bless America, and how’s everybody?

Donald Trump was ripped

■ all day by the media Tuesday. It stirred up activists coast to coast. Over the weekend in Los Angeles, I saw a nasty antiTrump rally in the Valley, but then realized it was just the Black Friday sale at Best Buy.

NBC introduced Arnold Schwarzenegger as

■ host of “The Celebrity Apprentice.” It was shrewd casting. NBC executives say they realize the mistake they made last time and they’ve chosen a host who isn’t eligible to run for president.

The San Francisco 49ers will play the Chicago

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Bears in Chicago. All eyes will be on the sideline before the game. It’s rumored that the Bears will play the Cuban National Anthem in an effort to get Colin Kaepernick to stand at attention.

Fidel Castro’s legacy has triggered immense

■ controversy. San Francisco 49er quarterback Colin Kaepernick praised Castro as a great humanitarian, automatically triggering the NFLs concussion protocol.

Fidel Castro in his last column praised Obama

■ for passing health care but added that Obama is a capitalist-imperialist and a lackey of Wall Street. Leave it to Castro to issue a statement that makes both Democrats and Republicans proud of President Obama.