THE LIGHTER SIDE
God bless America, and how’s everybody?
Michelle Obama told Oprah Winfrey that America will have no hope when her husband leaves office in January. The president’s accomplishments have gotten no respect from the Republicans. Barack Obama will go down in history as the first Nobel Peace Prize winner to bomb seven countries.
President Obama signed an executive order Tuesday banning oil drilling in the Arctic Ocean and in canyons deep in the Atlantic shelf off the Eastern seaboard. Yeah, right. The executive order signed by President Obama remains in effect forever, and by forever we mean 27 more days.
Donald Trump appointed Carl Icahn to reduce government regulations on business. Trump’s worth 10 billion, Icahn, 22 billion, and Trump’s Cabinet is worth 14 billion. This is the first administration that could balance the federal budget by passing the hat at Cabinet meetings.
California’s new law legalizing pot on New Year’s Day is expected to spread across the nation in the future. There is bipartisan agreement in Congress that medical marijuana should be allowed to relieve the pain of arthritis. In other words, there’s joint support for joint support for joint support.
Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and entertains groups and organizations around the country. E-mail him at Argus@ArgusHamilton.com.