THE LIGHTER SIDE
God bless America, and how’s everybody?
Fox News says a truck lost control and split apart on an Indiana highway. The truck lost 40,000 pounds of marbles. So far, the line at the lost-and-found includes Madonna, 3 million protest marchers, the cast of “Saturday Night Live” and the president of the United States.
The White House charged the media with delegitimizing Trump by lowballing his inaugural crowd size. Millions of women protested Trump on Saturday while wearing vagina hats. John Hinckley has been free for three months, and he’s wondering if he will ever get out of the nut house.
Chris Matthews described President Trump’s inauguration speech as Hitlerian. Perhaps if Hitler’s inauguration speech had been blessed by a rabbi, like Trump’s was, things would have turned out better for him.
Donald Trump’s inauguration ceremony took place Friday with all of official Washington from both political parties seated onstage. Hillary Clinton sat in the front row with a benign smile on her face. It was a testimony to the religious effect of bloody Marys.
Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts administered the oath of office to Donald Trump at noon Friday. It began raining the moment President Trump began his inaugural address, prompting Trump to later charge that the sky is rigged.