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THIS WEEK’S WINNERS

“Is that a map of the world?” WALLACE K. KULIGOWSKI, Albuquerque “You call that a HUGE cookie? You’re FIRED!” RUDY CHAVEZ, Albuquerque “I am teaching Donald to throw a Frisbee before he buys a dog!” DENNIS WALLACE, Albuquerque “This is a circle, and we will keep you running in circles.” LEO LOPEZ, Tijeras “And on the back side, a full-color photo of our glorious president. 100 percent American cardboard. Just $149.95 on www.whitehouse.gov.” JIM MCVICAR, Albuquerque “And you can have this lovely plaque made of presidential hair for only . ... ” JAY STEPHENSON, Albuquerque “I think the new presidential seal needs more work.” DANNY R. WILLOUGHBY, Albuquerque “Our new big penny will feature the portrait of our new president. It will be known as the Ego-Cent-Ric.” ARTHUR D. ORTEGA, Albuquerque “At your request, Mr. President, we’ll no longer be making these in Mexico — or in NEW Mexico, for that matter.” CHERYL K. HAAKER, Albuquerque White House Reveals Plasticene Mold for President Trump’s Scalp. “Polyurethane hair is then transplanted directly onto the mold,” states White House official. WALTER RICH, Albuquerque

NEXT WEEK’S CHALLENGE

Donald’s taco salad comes in a flat plate. XAVIER ORTIZ, San Antonio “It’s a square. No a rectangle. I mean a triangle.” ARMANDO S. PACHECO, Albuquerque “We’re gonna build a big, beautiful death star, and California will pay for it.” JONATHAN W. LEE, Albuquerque “I say it’s round and POTUS Trump says it’s flat ... so it’s flat. End of story.” WILLIAM LEDFORD, Albuquerque “Do you see this disc, Donald? This represents the sun. The sun revolves around the earth, heats the earth, and that’s called global warming.” RICHARD D. FOSTER, White Rock “Mexico’s president sent you this. I think it might be a tortilla. JAKE ABERNATHY, Bosque Farms “OK. It’s decided, done. Disc golf is now the national game. This is the Trump Trophy. Beautiful. Gold-plated plastic. Super. Trust me.” DENNIS M. JACKSON, Albuquerque

ASSOCIATED PRESS SEND YOUR suggested caption for publication next Tuesday. Go to www. ABQJournal.com/caption-contest, then click on the photo. FOR NEXT WEEK: “In space, no one can hear you scream at bad fashion choices.” OR…

CLAY K. BENARD, Albuquerque “You think this is big, Mr. President, you ought to see the chalice for the sacramental wine!”