THIS WEEK’S WINNERS

I heard Ivanka doesn’t mind losing the Nordstrom account now that she got this lucrative NASA contract. PAULA J. DUPRE, Rio Rancho Once the EPA is dismantled, the helmets and spacesuits are a must. The flag should be obvious. CHERYL K. HAAKER, Albuquerque We went to the new planets our scientists just found. They told us to come back when we’re serious. GREGORY LAY, Albuquerque Synchronizing their step was the most difficult thing the models had to achieve as they moved down the extraterrestrial runway on the moon. DONALD DE NOON, Albuquerque We’re going to need a bigger wall. ARTHUR D. ORTEGA, Albuquerque Just another Oscar night in America. JAKE ABERNATHY, Bosque Farms This is the U.S. space program Trump inherited from Obama. WALDEN COYLE, Albuquerque Harrison Ford reveals his newest co-pilot and flight engineer. WALTER RICH, Albuquerque Ivanka Trump’s new “Survivalist” fashion line hits the runways. Hmmm — wonder if she knows something we don’t! LINDA KAY LIVINGSTON, Albuquerque “t’s amazing what my nanny, Maria, can do with some old curtains, a bath mat and a fishbowl.” JONATHAN W. LEE, Albuquerque “I know it’s a little extreme, but it’s the only way to protect myself from allergies!” CLAY K. BENARD, Albuquerque Is that the show shopper? Where can I buy one? MICKEY C. SANCHEZ, Albuquerque “I’m telling you we landed on the moon, not Hawaii.” GIL P. SUNIGA, Albuquerque