THE LIGHTER SIDE

God bless America, and how’s everybody?

The NFL rookie combine included lectures from marital counselors to help them avoid trouble and find the right mate: a woman who loves you, a woman you’re crazy about, a woman who loves sex with you. And then make sure that these women never meet.

Former Utah Gov. Jon Huntsman was nominated last week to be the next ambassador to Russia. It’s a dangerous career move. He knows it’s only a matter of time before House Democrats move to impeach him for talking with the Russians.

Political issues dot the retail wars. The Federal Trade Commission just banned ads by Bayer aspirin that advertise Bayer as the GOP health care plan, not for being false, but for being premature.

The White House ordered 40 U.S. attorneys appointed by Obaman fired Friday. The administration feels undermined by all the Democratic holdovers. An intruder broke into the White House Saturday but the White House usher told him he was too late, an intruder is already in charge.

The Statue of Liberty went dark Wednesday night in a power outage. It caused a ruckus. When President Trump heard that a dark lady from France was looming in the harbor, he ordered her deported. Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and entertains groups and organizations around the country. Email him at Argus@ArgusHamilton.com.