THE LIGHTER SIDE

God bless America, and how’s everybody?

President Trump tweeted his congratulations to GOP candidate Karen Handel for winning the hotly contested House race in Georgia on Tuesday. The election results were a lot closer than they should have been, due to political ineptitude. It turns out the Russians hacked the wrong Georgia.

Democrats called for changing the party’s message after Tuesday’s House losses. The current one needs punching up. America is a sexist, racist country that jails its minorities, poisons its water and exploits its poor, and it’s wrong to stop illegal immigrants from coming here to enjoy its blessings.

Senate Republicans were scheduled to reveal their health care plan on Thursday after days of secret meetings to write the plan. The GOP Senate is under White House pressure for a kinder plan. President Trump knew the House GOP health care plan was a little harsh just by its title, Walk It Off.

The Nevada Parole Board will conduct O.J. Simpson’s release hearing in July. He would be entering a much different world. O.J. could drive that Ford Bronco up and down the Pacific Coast Highway, with blood dripping out the door, and the news would still follow only what Donald Trump was doing.