THIS WEEK’S WINNERS

Mamas don’t let your boys grow up to be fake cowboys. ARTHUR D. ORTEGA, Albuquerque

“Do I look like Bruce King?” “No sir. I knew Bruce King and sir, you are no Bruce King.”

CHERYL L. LUCERO, Albuquerque

Remember, the “Good Guys” wear white hats. KLARENCE E. KRAEMER, Albuquerque

“I was right, a 10-gallon hat isn’t big enough for my inflated ego.” BRIAN HILL, Albuquerque

“It’s huge enough to fit my swelled head but hard to grab with my incredibly tiny hands.”

DOREE A. FLINN, Corrales

Because he wears a Stetson doesn’t make him a Texan, kinda like being president doesn’t make him presidential. KIMELA R. MILLER, Socorro

“Now let’s go round up them doggie Republicans.” REFUGIO G. NAJAR, Carrizozo

To impress Vladimir, would-be sheriff Donald is “Rushin’” to be “Putin’” on the new Stetson!

TODD TIBBALS, Albuquerque

“Okay, I’ll wear the white hat. But I’m NOT riding off into the sunset!”

LINDA KAY LIVINGSTON, Albuquerque

Poster Boy for “All Hat, No Cattle.” JOE WESBROOK, Albuquerque

“I’m a rootin’ tootin’ friend of Putin.” THOMAS M. MCKINNEY, Rio Rancho

“OK, guess how many Russians I have under my hat?” CLAY K. BENARD, Albuquerque

“I’ve got plenty of manure to go with this.” KATE J. KULIGOWSKI, Albuquerque