THIS WEEK’S WINNERS

Mayor Berry’s latest project to revitalize Tingley Beach. At least the demolition phase is quick this time.

CHERYL K. HAAKER, Albuquerque

A collaborative weapon developed by Sandia National Labs and Jurassic Park.

KATE J. KULIGOWSKI, Albuquerque

“Don’t worry, folks. It’s a prescribed burn.”

DOUG AUSTEN, Albuquerque

This is what happens when you send green chile to Westeros.

WILLIAM LEDFORD, Albuquerque

Hatch finds a way to roast its entire green chile harvest in one fell swoop and make up the lost week.

ARTHUR D. ORTEGA, Albuquerque

Poor bird — he accidentally ate some Hatch Extra Hot.

JERRY D. STAUFFER, Albuquerque

“Fire, Fury and Acid Reflux!” CLAY K. BENARD, Albuquerque

“Oops, I burped . ... ” SANDRA SIGURDSON, Albuquerque

This is what happens when you eat TOO much New Mexican green chile!

JOHN SPANN, Albuquerque

“He’s getting on my nerves. Why don’t we let him play through before we putt?”

JONATHAN W. LEE, Albuquerque

Kim Jong Un has expanded his weapons arsenal to include the Flying Dragon.

DONALD DE NOON, Albuquerque

Our president, AKA “Agent Orange,” tries out his hot-breath device on some blue states before tackling Kim Jong Un!

TODD TIBBALS, Albuquerque

“Look, I know I’m behind on my house payments, but is this really necessary?”

JERRY HILSENHOFF, Albuquerque