THIS WEEK’S WINNERS

You are desperately needed at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Please hurry!

RUSSELL MINK, Bernalillo “Bye everyone. We’re moving to Mexico.” JAKE ABERNATHY, Bosque Farms They thought they had filled the Bill, by George, and taken stock of Barack, only to be Trumped by Donald!

TODD TIBBALS, Albuquerque (How much do you miss us now?) Not at all.

JOHNNY R. AUSBERN, Farmington “And some of you folks thought we were bad?”

KLARENCE E. KRAEMER, Albuquerque “Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the coolest of us all?” ALLEN B. ARCHAMBAULT, Albuquerque “We never would have believed that watching from the sidelines would be so much fun.”

ARTHUR D. ORTEGA, Albuquerque The final cast is announced for the new Three Stooges movie.

DAN RISH, Albuquerque “One for all and all for one … run!” KATE J. KULIGOWSKI, Albuquerque “There’s one thing we agree on. We stand for the national anthem.”

RICHARD METTS, Albuquerque More proof that the best president is an ex-president.

CLAY K. BENARD, Albuquerque “Sorry Mr. President, our team is full. You might try the Putin team.”

MICHAEL D. O’CONNELL, Grants “Where’s Jimmy? Oh, he left early to go to the Balloon Fiesta in New Mexico.”

GIL P. SUNIGA, Albuquerque