Albuquerque Journal

THE LIGHTER SIDE

God bless America, and how’s everybody?

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Daily Variety says the movie industry is counting on “Justice League of America” and “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” to join Stephen King’s movie “It” in saving the year’s box office. Also, the Pornhub is releasing the long-awaited sequel to “Debbie Does Dallas.” It’s called “Harvey Does Hollywood.” The FBI launched an investigat­ion into Harvey

Weinstein and his movie company after news reports surfaced of him using company funds to finance his sexual misconduct. This is getting serious. If charged and convicted, Harvey Weinstein could get four to eight years in the White House. Harvey Weinstein boarded a private plane

Tuesday night that flew him to Europe, where he’ll spend a month in sex rehab. Progress should take a while. The sexual recovery center is in the South of France, which means it’s the only sex rehab center in the world with a view of a nude beach. Lindsay Lohan was the only actress in Hollywood who was willing to publicly sympathize with disgraced sexual harasser Harvey Weinstein on Wednesday. Their deal was a little different. Lindsay agreed to watch Harvey in the shower, but she turned down the movie role for a gram of coke instead.

Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood, and entertains groups and organizati­ons around the country. Email him at Argus@ArgusHamil­ton.com.

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