THE LIGHTER SIDE

God bless Amer­ica, and how’s ev­ery­body?

Albuquerque Journal - - NEWS -

Daily Va­ri­ety says the movie in­dus­try is count­ing on “Jus­tice League of Amer­ica” and “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” to join Stephen King’s movie “It” in sav­ing the year’s box of­fice. Also, the Pornhub is re­leas­ing the long-awaited se­quel to “Deb­bie Does Dal­las.” It’s called “Har­vey Does Hol­ly­wood.” The FBI launched an in­ves­ti­ga­tion into Har­vey

We­in­stein and his movie com­pany af­ter news re­ports sur­faced of him us­ing com­pany funds to fi­nance his sex­ual mis­con­duct. This is get­ting se­ri­ous. If charged and con­victed, Har­vey We­in­stein could get four to eight years in the White House. Har­vey We­in­stein boarded a pri­vate plane

Tues­day night that flew him to Europe, where he’ll spend a month in sex rehab. Progress should take a while. The sex­ual re­cov­ery cen­ter is in the South of France, which means it’s the only sex rehab cen­ter in the world with a view of a nude beach. Lind­say Lo­han was the only ac­tress in Hol­ly­wood who was will­ing to pub­licly sym­pa­thize with dis­graced sex­ual ha­rasser Har­vey We­in­stein on Wed­nes­day. Their deal was a lit­tle dif­fer­ent. Lind­say agreed to watch Har­vey in the shower, but she turned down the movie role for a gram of coke in­stead.

Ar­gus Hamilton is the host co­me­dian at The Com­edy Store in Hol­ly­wood, and en­ter­tains groups and or­ga­ni­za­tions around the coun­try. Email him at Ar­gus@Ar­gusHamil­ton.com.

AR­GUS HAMILTON

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