THE LIGHTER SIDE
God bless America, and how’s everybody?
The Louisville Courier reported that a boy in Kentucky is under medical observation now after he fell asleep two weeks ago and remained asleep for eleven straight days. The doctors at the hospital are very concerned. They fear he’s coming down with a case of being a government employee.
George W. Bush was cheered by Democrats on Thursday in a speech in which he cited the White House for fostering a climate of isolation and intolerance. It was like old times. Last week, George W. Bush surveyed the hurricane damage in Puerto Rico and vowed that we will get whoever did this.
NBC reported a survey saying that three-fourths of young adults in the U.S. and UK say they prefer to communicate digitally. So here’s some marital advice, millennials. When considering a spouse, ask yourself: Do you want to spend the rest of your life watching her look at her phone?
Kim Jong Un vowed to invade South Korea if the Americans and South Koreans don’t call off this week’s joint military exercise. The North Korean troops may come charging over the border any day now. They just heard about Hyundai’s offer of zero dollars down and zero percent financing.
Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and entertains groups and organizations around the country. Email him at Argus@ArgusHamilton.com.