DOUBLE EXPOSURE

Bringing to light the untold - and untruestories behind the pictures

FOR NEXT WEEK: Albuquerque Mayor Tim Keller channels his inner Euell Gibbons (the Grape Nuts spokesman who asked “ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible”) at the Christmas tree recycling event at the Eagle Rock Convenience Center. OR … SEND YOUR suggested caption for publication next Thursday. Go to www.ABQJournal.com/ caption-contest, then click on the photo.

THIS WEEK’S WINNERS

“All right, where’s that idiot that said he knew a good short cut?” JERRY W. HILSENHOFF, Albuquerque

“If the Niagara causes your falls to harden for more than four hours — call your doctor.”

DOUG AUSTEN, Albuquerque

The year Niagara stopped falling. CHERYL K. HAAKER, Albuquerque

This version of ICE should keep those Canadian immigration hordes at bay! TODD TIBBALS, Albuquerque

They say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. I wonder who scorned Mother Nature!

LINDA KAY LIVINGSTON, Albuquerque

As cold as it was, unfortunately the temperature and ice didn’t have any limiting effect on Trump’s Twitter finger.

PHILLIP C. GONZALES, Johnson City

BRRR, I do not care if I never see my car again. I am moving to Albuquerque.

ARTHUR D. ORTEGA, Albuquerque

The Bills will be in the playoffs only when

Niagra Falls freezes over. THOMAS PANZLAU, Albuquerque

“It could be worse. If Buffalo and Cleveland had BOTH made the playoffs, all of Lake Erie would be frozen over.”

JONATHAN W. LEE, Albuquerque

What we need here is a little bipartisan love to break the ice. ALLEN B. ARCHAMBAULT, Albuquerque

Rumors are rampant around Washington that sanctions may be the next step toward a total freeze on Canada in retaliation.

BOB RAKOCZY, Albuquerque