THE LIGHTER SIDE
God Bless America, and how’s everybody?
The National Realtors Association predicted a real estate boom with the huge millennial generation entering their 30s, beginning to settle down, and get married and buy homes. Of course, no generation is perfect. I love millennials, but they’d unplug your life support to recharge their phones.
The L.A. Lakers are having Hollywood and tech CEOs speak at players’ meetings about life and success, but you don’t want to give young men more than they can process. Last weekend during spring training, the Kansas City Royals hosted an anti-porn seminar for their players. No one attended.
The Labor Department reported a record number of job openings in the U.S. last month. More job options mean more mobility and higher wages. Trump catches a lot of flak, but I like how the president is trying to give every American citizen a short go at a top job in the Trump administration.
President Trump named Larry Kudlow his new chief economic advisor and water-boarder Gina Aspel to head the CIA. Every administration eventually settles into its own rhythm. Today is Tuesday and that’s the day President Trump spins the dreaded White House Wheel of Unemployment.
Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood, and entertains groups and organizations around the country. Email him at Argus@ArgusHamilton.com.