THE LIGHTER SIDE

God bless America, and how’s everybody?

The Census Bureau cited millennial men for putting off getting married and starting a home and a family. It’s a whole new world. A recent poll says 90 percent of men kiss their wives goodbye when they leave the house, while the rest kiss the house goodbye when they leave their wife.

O.J. Simpson talked to the Buffalo News about NFL football Saturday. He said Colin Kaepernick and the players made a mistake alienating fans by protesting the national anthem. What does it say about the NFL Players Association when the world’s most famous criminal is the voice of reason?

The Hollywood Reporter reports John Bailey, president of the Academy of Motion Pictures, who puts on the Oscars ceremony every year in LA, is under investigation for workplace sexual harassment. And who’s surprised? Look, you either represent the entertainment industry or you don’t.

Russian President Vladimir Putin addressed reporters Monday and said he believed that the U.S. and British accusations against him for poisoning enemies led to his landslide election victory. On Saturday, Putin was re-elected with 75 percent of the vote. A lot of leaders would kill for that. Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and entertains groups and organizations around the country. E-mail him at Argus@ ArgusHamilton.com.