THIS WEEK’S WINNERS

“Guys, I just heard we can get a total refund on our Snuggies.” ARTHUR D. ORTEGA, Albuquerque

“Shhh! He’s looking at us! These colorful new frocks are paying off!” CHERYL K. HAAKER, Albuquerque

“Forgive me, Nelly, but pink is not your color.” RAY A. REEDER, Albuquerque

“Look at Sadie over there. Doesn’t she know that pastels are so NOT in this year!” LINDA KAY LIVINGSTON, Albuquerque

“Look, I know by your blanket you’re a mare, so let’s make more than just hay when the sun shines.” JERRY W. HILSENHOFF, Albuquerque

“Eat up son, the POTUS ordered a HUGE load of you-know-what.” ALLEN B. ARCHAMBAULT, Albuquerque

“Pay no attention to what they say. Red is definitely your color.” DONALD DE NOON, Albuquerque

Las Vegas oddsmakers reveal how odds are set for 2018 Congressional elections: which horse eats the most hay decides Senate election; which horse poops the most decides the House election. WALTER RICH, Albuquerque

Horse with blue blanket accuses horse with red blanket of being a racist. “And he’s a hog and eats most of the hay.”

WALDEN COYLE, Albuquerque

If a dog is a canine and a cat is a feline, would a donkey be an ass-inine? BRENDA J. PARRISH, Albuquerque

“I just heard they booked us on United.” KEMPTON LINDQUIST, Albuquerque

“Mr. Cocky over there doesn’t realize that we are no longer needed for the Budweiser Super Bowl commercials. He’ll soon be like us. Retired with no Social Security.” GIL P. SUNIGA, Albuquerque

“Thank God March Madness is over for a week, so we can get back to watching reruns of Mr. Ed!” CLAY K. BENARD, Albuquerque

If a red horse and a blue horse can get along, why can’t the Democrats and Republicans in Congress do the same? VIRGINIA D. HENDLEY, Rio Rancho

“Hey sweet cheeks, can I get you a snow cone? I’ve got a private stall over at the Royal Stables. Wanna go over there and horse around a bit?” BOB RAKOCZY, Albuquerque

“So, where you from? Gallup?” DOUG AUSTEN, Albuquerque

Old gray mare at the stud farm for retired thoroughbreds: “Well, you ain’t exactly what you used to be, either.” JONATHAN W. LEE, Albuquerque

“Will you mare-ey me?” JAKE ABERNATHY, Bosque Farms