THE LIGHTER SIDE
God bless America, and how’s everybody?
College Magazine published job interview tips for seniors such as being honest, showing good manners and the right job skills to the company that’s interviewing you. Yesterday a college senior arrived for his scheduled job interview with United Airlines three hours late. He was hired on the spot.
President Trump went to Key West Thursday and he praised the Coast Guard for their success in interdicting cocaine shipments this year. Trump’s having trouble getting anyone to agree to be the Drug Czar. They’re afraid being any kind of Czar will drag them into the Russia investigation.
Rudy Giuliani took a leave of absence from his security firm to be President Trump’s attorney and try to wrap up the Russia-collusion probe soon. That may be wishful thinking. Robert Mueller is now investigating to see if Donald Trump’s real mother was the long-lost Grand Duchess Anastasia.
California’s secretary of state announced that state-partition activists have enough signatures for a new ballot measure in November. Everyone will be watching this election. This November, voters will decide if California is to be divided into three parts: Small, Medium and Extra Pretentious.
Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and entertains groups and organizations around the country. E-mail him at Argus@ArgusHamilton.com.