THE LIGHTER SIDE
God bless America, and how’s everybody?
South Korean President Moon Jae-in nominated President Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize for bringing Kim Jong Un to the peace table. What a turnaround. Kim admits he originally wanted to destroy America, but then he realized social media beat him to it, so he agreed to negotiate with Trump.
President Trump hosted the president of Nigeria, Muhammadu Buhari, at the White House on Monday. They really seemed to get along. Their press conference did get off to an awkward start when Trump pointed to his guest and said what a great meeting he and Kanye had in the Oval Office.
The New York Times released Robert Mueller’s questions for President Trump if they agree to meet. The trap won’t work. If you want to get Trump to say something impeachable that’ll get him run out of office, you don’t get Bob Mueller to interview him; you get Howard Stern to interview him.
Bill Cosby’s jurors told reporters Monday that they decided he was guilty of drug rape because he once admitted he gave quaaludes to women in the late ’70s. The jurors didn’t understand the era. Back in the late ’70s, quaaludes were so common they were considered after-cocaine mints. Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood, and entertains groups and organizations around the country. Email him at Argus@ ArgusHamilton.com.