THIS WEEK’S WINNERS

The POTUS holds auditions for the National Christmas Tree topper. ALLEN B. ARCHAMBAULT, Albuquerque

“That guy called me Mrs. Icarus. I don’t even know what that means.” MARK B. YARNELLE, Albuquerque

Katy Perry’s outfit for the Met Gala would let her make a quick escape in the event of an impending #MeToo incident. CYNTHIA J. NAGLE, Albuquerque

“So yes, I am flighty, and since these wings fit, why not?” ELIZABETH A. SAAVEDRA, Los Lunas

Seeking to broaden her horizons, Katy Perry takes a job as the new mascot for the Los Angeles Angels. Attendance up! CLAY K. BENARD, Albuquerque

Katy Perry shows off her awardwinning Krystle Carrington shoulder pads. VALERIE KIMBLE, Socorro

Fashion designer Irene St. Lorenzia says, “I design outfits that make a woman feel like she can touch the sky.” RETLAW RICH, Albuquerque

Aren’t you glad you don’t have to sit next to this bozo on an airplane? JOE WESBROOK, Albuquerque

Katy Perry, a true millennial, was a bit confused about how the Flying Nun actually flew. O.J. SANDERS, Santa Fe

Introducing Swiffer disposable wings — just take a short walk through each room, and dusting’s done!” JONATHAN W. LEE, Albuquerque

The waitresses insisted on a pay raise, claiming that the cost of laundering their uniforms was outrageously high. BRENDA J. PARRISH, Albuquerque

“How will I ever get in to potty?” ARLENE PAGLIA, Albuquerque

“All of a sudden, I have the urge to send a tweet.” DOUG AUSTEN, Albuquerque