THE LIGHTER SIDE

God bless America, and how’s everybody?

Bill Clinton was on “The Late

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Show with Stephen Colbert” saying he believes in the #MeToo movement. He was accused of sexual assault, groping, exposing himself, workplace sex misconduct and adultery by five women. If anything, Bill Clinton is the founder of the You, Too? movement.

San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom won the

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Democratic governor nomination Tuesday. His plan to make Trump the election issue could backfire. What worries California Democrats is that Disneyland customers have begun walking right past Mickey to have their pictures taken with Donald.

Former FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe

■ asked the Senate for immunity in exchange for his testimony in the Hillary Clinton email scandal. Her computer crashed and lost thousands of emails that could be evidence. It crashed after she threw it out of her campaign plane at 30,000 feet.

Dennis Rodman will fly to Singapore to be with

■ his friend Kim Jong Un at next week’s peace summit. TV ratings should be huge. The Miss America Pageant can’t compete with the summit in Singapore when you see Kim’s hair, Trump in makeup, and Dennis Rodman in an evening gown. Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and entertains groups and organizations around the country. E-mail him at Argus@ArgusHamilton. com.