THIS WEEK’S WINNERS
“If you stare at it long enough, it says ‘buy more Apple products.’”
MARK B. YARNELLE,
Albuquerque
“And the alien invasion will begin in four days.”
LEONARD W. LEWIS,
Los Lunas
Big Foot has Big Thumb.
STEFFI A. ZEISER,
Albuquerque
Said the spectre to the speaker at the Artificial Intelligence Conference: “Who’s your daddy?”
COLLEEN AYCOCK,
Albuquerque
Everywhere this guy goes, his giant carbon footprint follows!
CLAY K. BENARD,
Albuquerque
If you see this thumb in person, it’s already too late.
KATHY BARNES,
Albuquerque
“I don’t know who he is, but he followed me home.”
LINDA KAY LIVINGSTON,
Albuquerque
Bigfoot’s pinkie!
W.K. KULIGOWSKI,
Albuquerque
“I am the ghost of ART present. You are condemned to walk Central Avenue alone, drive on one lane, or huddle with the homeless under the white teepees.”
COLLEEN AYCOCK,
Albuquerque
“Now this is what we call a ‘digital fingerprint.’”
CHERYL K. HAAKER,
Albuquerque
“So now behind me, on display for all to see, we have King Kong’s thumbprint!”
ELIZABETH A. SAAVEDRA,
Los Lunas
Apple presents its blueprint for security.
KATE J. KULIGOWSKI,
Albuquerque
“Crop circles are bunk. What? Turn around? OooooK.”
ARTHUR D. ORTEGA,
Albuquerque
“We have outdone ourselves. We have developed the ultimate device security system that can be activated by thumbprint. Unfortunately the thumb must be this big.”
GIL SUNIGA,
Albuquerque
Evidence collected after the attack of the 50-foot woman.
KEMPTON LINDQUIST,
Albuquerque