THIS WEEK’S WINNERS
“Sure, as a new customer, I got a really good price on this satellite TV deal, but they’ll probably raise my rates in a couple months and I’ll be stuck with this dish.” VIRGINIA D. HENDLEY, Rio Rancho
If you bet that they would install a computer on a turtle before they completed the ART project, you won.
KATHY BARNES, Albuquerque
The U.S. Postal Service is mystified that even with its new, satellite enabled delivery service, it’s still losing out against Amazon. CYNTHIA J. NAGLE, Albuquerque
“Now that Domino’s doesn’t guarantee delivery in 30 minutes I was hired!”
GAIL B. CRANE, Albuquerque
The Roadrunner is the New Mexico state bird, and here is the symbol for New Mexico economic development. KLARENCE KRAEMER, Albuquerque
“With this GPS monitor on I can’t enter the USA again or I will be deported.”
JOHN G. CASTO, Albuquerque
“Please do not separate me from my hatchlings.” KATE J. KULIGOWSKI, Albuquerque
“Alexa? What’s the quickest way to the ocean from here? And hurry.”
CHERYL K. HAAKER, Albuquerque
“Well, it was either this or be sent to the Albuquerque BioPark.”
MARK B. YARNELLE, Albuquerque
“I know I’m not the best looking turtle in the sea, but they promise that this
“Does this make me look fat? Should I wear it as a hat?” (Apologies to T.S. Eliot.) VALERIE KIMBLE, Socorro
“Ughhhhh ... this drought is soooo causing my skin to wrinkle and get ashy. Thankfully, my sunscreen comes in a hands-free, self-absorbing, stickon applicator!” ELIZABETH A. SAAVEDRA, Los Lunas
Secret hidden photo discovered in Area 51 reveals what the Roswell UFO aliens really looked like. DENNIS HOHMAN, Albuquerque
“I finally wrangle a date with the Little Mermaid and I develop a huge zit, argrrrrrg.” ARTHUR D. ORTEGA, Albuquerque
“Aaah! That hits the spot. Could I get a scoop of chocolate, too?” JONATHAN W. LEE, Albuquerque