THIS WEEK’S WINNERS
“If Albuquerque purchased a used toilet from San Diego, it should be easy for us to sell them a plastic gorilla and a lighthouse.” KATHY BARNES, Albuquerque
“If you hit him with the ball in just the right place, he spits out a banana.” MARK B. YARNELLE, Albuquerque
“Guys, are you sure you want to put me in as a FIFA goalkeeper? I’m better at swatting planes.” GIL SUNIGA, Albuquerque
“I’ve got strange feeling someone or something is staring right at me.” MIKE J. KELLY, Albuquerque
“If the boss thinks we’re gonna carry this all the way to the top of the Empire State building, he’s crazy.” DOUG AUSTEN, Albuquerque
While his brothers took the teasing in stride, Max was not amused when people joked that one of the boys may have been adopted. BRENDA J. PARRISH, Albuquerque
“Whoa guys ... you said this place is ‘pet friendly’ right?” ELIZABETH A. SAAVEDRA, Los Lunas
“No, I’m NOT letting him play through. It’s not like he’s an 800-pound gorilla
— he’s 600 pounds, tops.” CHERYL K. HAAKER, Albuquerque
“Tarzan, fancy meeting you here.” DAVID ANDERSON, Edgewood
“What do you say? Let’s make the planet ape again.” ALLEN B. ARCHAMBAULT, Albuquerque
President Trump enlists the aid of King Kong to scare immigrants away from our borders. He says this move will have huuuge results! LINDA KAY LIVINGSTON, Albuquerque
“The Empire State building, not a garish lighthouse. ART project designers, I should have known better.” ARTHUR D. ORTEGA, Albuquerque
“This is a great yard sale.” RAY A. REEDER, Albuquerque