Albuquerque Journal

THIS WEEK’S WINNERS

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“Stop him! He’s got my car keys!” CHERYL K. HAAKER, Albuquerqu­e It’s owlrageous when recess is stranger than the classroom. BASIL AKERS, Albuquerqu­e “OWL show them a thing or two!” DAVID E. SMOKER, Albuquerqu­e Just as festivitie­s were beginning, Owl realized his beloved Pussy-Cat was nowhere to be seen, and took off to find her. DONALD DE NOON, Albuquerqu­e This is the new organic drone that leaves no collateral damage and is gluten-free. RAY A. REEDER, Albuquerqu­e My wife said he’d take care of the pest problem in the kitchen; I wonder what she meant by that? JERRY W. HILSENHOFF, Albuquerqu­e After a drive-by hooting, the owl was released because he had a fowl smell and the judge didn’t give a hoot. KATHY BARNES, Albuquerqu­e This wise old owl could certainly give our flailing president some tips on “winging it.” KATE J. KULIGOWSKI, Albuquerqu­e “Owl be back.” ARTHUR D. ORTEGA, Albuquerqu­e “OK, enough of this spectacle today; I have got letters to deliver kiddos!” ELIZABETH A. SAAVEDRA, Los Lunas “You’re not Harry! Where is Harry? My kingdom for the whereabout­s of Harry Potter.” MIKE J. KELLY, Albuquerqu­e Hedwig has delusions of “Eagledom” as she tries to soar — to the delight of the children and the dismay of her handler! LINDA KAY LIVINGSTON, Albuquerqu­e “Show’s over. Pay my assistant. We only accept PayPal rodents.” GIL SUNIGA, Albuquerqu­e “Let me out of here. I did not sign up to teach a bunch of middle schoolers.” ALLEN B ARCHAMBAUL­T, Albuquerqu­e

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