THIS WEEK’S WINNERS
“Stop him! He’s got my car keys!” CHERYL K. HAAKER, Albuquerque It’s owlrageous when recess is stranger than the classroom. BASIL AKERS, Albuquerque “OWL show them a thing or two!” DAVID E. SMOKER, Albuquerque Just as festivities were beginning, Owl realized his beloved Pussy-Cat was nowhere to be seen, and took off to find her. DONALD DE NOON, Albuquerque This is the new organic drone that leaves no collateral damage and is gluten-free. RAY A. REEDER, Albuquerque My wife said he’d take care of the pest problem in the kitchen; I wonder what she meant by that? JERRY W. HILSENHOFF, Albuquerque After a drive-by hooting, the owl was released because he had a fowl smell and the judge didn’t give a hoot. KATHY BARNES, Albuquerque This wise old owl could certainly give our flailing president some tips on “winging it.” KATE J. KULIGOWSKI, Albuquerque “Owl be back.” ARTHUR D. ORTEGA, Albuquerque “OK, enough of this spectacle today; I have got letters to deliver kiddos!” ELIZABETH A. SAAVEDRA, Los Lunas “You’re not Harry! Where is Harry? My kingdom for the whereabouts of Harry Potter.” MIKE J. KELLY, Albuquerque Hedwig has delusions of “Eagledom” as she tries to soar — to the delight of the children and the dismay of her handler! LINDA KAY LIVINGSTON, Albuquerque “Show’s over. Pay my assistant. We only accept PayPal rodents.” GIL SUNIGA, Albuquerque “Let me out of here. I did not sign up to teach a bunch of middle schoolers.” ALLEN B ARCHAMBAULT, Albuquerque