THIS WEEK’S WINNERS
A Mona Lisa smile? Hardly! Fake news.
ROSE B. ARMIJO, Albuquerque
“Tightly pursed and closed lips are the best defense against telling the truth.”
BASIL D. AKERS, Albuquerque
Ms. Sanders learned that a lemon sour held in her cheek improved her oracular pronouncements.
RAY A. REEDER, Albuquerque
Asked to explain the qualifications for her job, Ms. Sanders said she graduated in the top 10 percent of her clown college class and survived 24 hours in a viper pit.
MARK B. YARNELLE, Albuquerque
In order to avoid accidentally ever changing her expression, Sarah Huckabee Sanders applied Gorilla Glue with her lipstick.
VIRGINIA D. HENDLEY, Rio Rancho
“Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, why did I eat those worms?”
CLAY K. BENARD, Albuquerque
“I am happy. This is my happy face. Ya’ll know my boss right? #$!@$&#*!”
ELIZABETH A. SAAVEDRA, Los Lunas
Sara stays at work and does her serious face, and in the evening she’s a singer with the band. Obladi oblada life goes on, brahhh. …
ALLEN B. ARCHAMBAULT, Albuquerque
“I wonder if Walmart is hiring?”
JAKE ABERNATHY, Bosque Farms
“Yes, I am Violet Beauregarde and, no, I don’t keep in contact with Willy, Charlie or Grandpa Joe.”
CHERYL L. LUCERO, Albuquerque
“Ask me no questions, I’ll tell you no lies.”
ISMAEL VALENZUELA, Los Ranchos
“Welcome to Sunday School for the perpetually offended.”
KATHY BARNES, Albuquerque