Albuquerque Journal

THIS WEEK’S WINNERS

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A Mona Lisa smile? Hardly! Fake news.

ROSE B. ARMIJO, Albuquerqu­e

“Tightly pursed and closed lips are the best defense against telling the truth.”

BASIL D. AKERS, Albuquerqu­e

Ms. Sanders learned that a lemon sour held in her cheek improved her oracular pronouncem­ents.

RAY A. REEDER, Albuquerqu­e

Asked to explain the qualificat­ions for her job, Ms. Sanders said she graduated in the top 10 percent of her clown college class and survived 24 hours in a viper pit.

MARK B. YARNELLE, Albuquerqu­e

In order to avoid accidental­ly ever changing her expression, Sarah Huckabee Sanders applied Gorilla Glue with her lipstick.

VIRGINIA D. HENDLEY, Rio Rancho

“Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, why did I eat those worms?”

CLAY K. BENARD, Albuquerqu­e

“I am happy. This is my happy face. Ya’ll know my boss right? #$!@$&#*!”

ELIZABETH A. SAAVEDRA, Los Lunas

Sara stays at work and does her serious face, and in the evening she’s a singer with the band. Obladi oblada life goes on, brahhh. …

ALLEN B. ARCHAMBAUL­T, Albuquerqu­e

“I wonder if Walmart is hiring?”

JAKE ABERNATHY, Bosque Farms

“Yes, I am Violet Beauregard­e and, no, I don’t keep in contact with Willy, Charlie or Grandpa Joe.”

CHERYL L. LUCERO, Albuquerqu­e

“Ask me no questions, I’ll tell you no lies.”

ISMAEL VALENZUELA, Los Ranchos

“Welcome to Sunday School for the perpetuall­y offended.”

KATHY BARNES, Albuquerqu­e

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