DOUBLE EXPOSURE

Bringing to light the untold — and untrue — stories behind the pictures

THIS WEEK’S WINNERS

“It fit before I put it in the dryer.” DOUG AUSTEN, Albuquerque

In the new remake of “A Christmas Story,” Ralphie’s dad’s table lamp has been upgraded to a floor lamp. PAULA J. DUPRE, Rio Rancho

Those Trump tariffs really shorten our options. BASIL D. AKERS, Albuquerque

“I .. Can’ t ... Breathe ... But ... I ... Look ... So ... Good ... Is ... The ... Floor ... Coming ... Closer ?” MIKE J. KELLY, Albuquerque

I’ve heard of skirting the issue, but this is ridiculous. CYNTHIA J. NAGLE, Albuquerque

One of the drawbacks of being a superhero is having to create a “look” that everyone will recognize but does not mimic the costumes of other superheroes. Designing a unique version of the cape can be especially challenging. BRENDA J. PARRISH, Albuquerque

Stanford mascot: “Nope. This doesn’t work either. I guess I’m stuck wearing the whole stupid tree.” JONATHAN W. LEE, Albuquerque

Ride out the next hurricane high tide in the perfect attire. ALLEN B. ARCHAMBAULT, Albuquerque

“Whenever it does rain it POURS — for five minutes — but now I will be so ready for it!” ELIZABETH A. SAAVEDRA, Los Lunas

“I jumped into my tutu too fast.” TOMMY J. JEFFERIES, Albuquerque

“High fashion my foot! I look like a Picasso carrot!” LINDA KAY LIVINGSTON, Albuquerque

Let this serve as a cautionary tale for anyone who wants to wear sunglasses while getting dressed in the dark. O.J. SANDERS, Santa Fe

Not only is it beautiful, the green accessory can be used as an umbrella or parachute in an emergency. MARK B. YARNELLE, Albuquerque

Whose idea was it to replace suspenders with bungee cords? JULIAN E. ROMERO, Los Lunas

It looks like her tutu is too-too high. CHERYL K. HAAKER, Albuquerque