THE LIGHTER SIDE
God Bless America, and how’s everybody?
The Washington Post ripped ■ President Trump for calling Stormy Daniels a horse face, saying his obnoxious statements and brusque behavior set a bad example. That’s nothing. If you think Donald Trump acts like a jerk, wait until you see me if I win that Mega Millions billion-dollar jackpot.
Petco polled millennials for their pet preferences ■ and found that 60 percent of young adults prefer a dog while 40 percent prefer a cat. Pet owners in Hollywood go by one rule in general: While it’s true that a dog is man’s best friend, a cat will never lead the police to where you hid your cocaine.
Rosie O’Donnell called for the U.S. military to ■ storm the White House and overthrow President Trump, saying he’s intolerable. These rants remind me of what I like about Meghan Markle. She was the only Hollywood celebrity to keep her promise to move to another country if Trump got elected.
National Geographic reported that a lioness in ■ the lion habitat at the Indianapolis Zoo attacked and killed the male lion that had fathered her three new cubs. Some experts called it postpartum depression. Fox News called it another example of the breakdown of family values in America. Argus Hamilton is the host at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and entertains groups and organizations around the country. E-mail him at Argus@ArgusHamilton.com.