Albuquerque Journal

THE LIGHTER SIDE

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God bless America, and how’s everybody?

Kim Kardashian was forced to flee her home in the West San Fernando Valley on Friday after a raging wildfire fueled by Santa Ana winds threatened thousands of homes. She was extremely angry as she stood in the backyard. The fire refused to stand still when she tried to take a selfie with it.

President Trump awarded the Presidenti­al Medal of Freedom to Babe Ruth and Elvis Presley at the White House Friday. It was a brilliant move. Trump finally figured out a way to get a sports champion and a member of the entertainm­ent industry not to refuse an invitation to the White House.

The Wall Street Journal says Donald Trump played an active role in paying hush money to porn star Stormy Daniels and Playmate Karen McDougal. We can agree on one thing. When it comes to spending money to hush people up, the Trump administra­tion certainly isn’t getting its money’s worth.

President Trump’s visit to France was capped by a stern lecture from the French President on his nationalis­m. Trump’s trip to France was the typical American tourist experience. He landed in Paris, ate some French food, changed plans due to the lousy weather, was insulted, then went home.

Argus Hamilton is the host at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and entertains groups and organizati­ons around the country. E-mail him at Argus@ArgusHamil­ton.com.

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