THE LIGHTER SIDE
God bless America, and how’s everybody?
Live Science published an
■ article saying that North America was formed over 200 million years ago when the Atlantic Ocean formed, and then pushed North America westward from the supercontinent. There’s more. I just learned that Florida got its shape from electile dysfunction.
Stormy Daniels’ attorney, Michael Avenatti, was
■ arrested and accused of assaulting a woman last week, but he heatedly denied the charge and said he acted in self-defense. He should roll with that. Avenatti is planning to run for president, and we can imagine his campaign slogan: She Hit Me First!
President Donald Trump flew to California Saturday ■ to visit the fire-ravaged areas of the Golden State that caused even stars to flee for their lives. The destruction was of biblical proportions. During the hasty evacuation from Malibu, Miley Cyrus looked back and was turned into a pillar of salt substitute.
Former head cheerleader of the Dallas Cowboys
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Cindy Villareal released a movie about the football team in the 1980s. Cheerleading has changed. Americans love to watch beautiful women in tight sweaters who cheer for one side or the other. The difference is, today they do it as cable news anchors.