THIS WEEK’S WINNERS
I don’t think this Trump Self-Tanner is at all as-advertised.
CHERYL LUCERO, Albuquerque
What you don’t want to see when you switch health care providers.
KATHY BARNES, Albuquerque
“Ya know, we didn’t have to get all decked out to fly Volaris to Guadalajara from the Sunport.”
ARTHUR D. ORTEGA, Albuquerque
“What do you mean ‘it’s only a game’?”
JAKE ABERNATHY, Bosque Farms
The worst spin-off ever: “The Walking Dead With Hats.”
DOUG AUSTEN, Albuquerque
“Ay Cisco. I am feeling a little uncomfortable with our disguises. Trump may think we are immigrants and send us back to Texas.”
GIL SUNIGA, Albuquerque
“I bet you the people sitting behind them really love those hats!”
CLAY K. BENARD, Albuquerque
Bill and Edna Mckay are unhappy because they found out that “Dia de los Muertos” practiced in Mexico was Nov. 2, not Thanksgiving Day. They will have to change to pilgrim costumes.
FLETCHER AND CATHY WILSON, Albuquerque
Here’s clear evidence those ... caravans ... contain thousands of “The Walking Dead!”
DAVID E. SMOKER, Albuquerque