THIS WEEK’S WINNERS
“You see that flag. Well, soon we’re going to have a great, great new flag, beautiful new flag, and the Republican Party will be known as the party of the great new flag. And it will only wave to the right. Very soon. Very soon. And Mexico is going to pay for it.”
JOE WESBROOK, Albuquerque
“After that unfortunate, non-consensual hugging incident, the restraining order says I must keep an arm’s length from all flags.”
BARB BELL, Albuquerque
President Trump planned to impress the public with his skills as a foreign policy wizard, but he mistakenly grabbed his old high school dunce cap instead.
PAULA J. DUPRE, Rio Rancho
“Those pictures of me hugging that thing? Fake news! Never happened! Not my type!”
CHERYL K. HAAKER, Albuquerque
“I can’t control my arm. Joe Biden is pulling the strings.”
JOAN NEWMAN, Albuquerque
Labor Secretary Alex Acosta is ordered to drink from one of the glasses to see if he will remain on the job or not.
MARK B. YARNELLE, Albuquerque
“You, CNN, ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. As for the rest of you, don’t ask why I have two glasses of water. It’s
none of your business!”
SUSAN L. BRADLEY, Albuquerque
Trump proudly shows his twitter finger to the press. Or, as it’s known, “The Fickle Finger of Fake.”
DOUG AUSTEN, Albuquerque
“You have a very keen eye. Yes, standing in this exact spot and with the camera angle ‘just so,’ the stars on the Presidential flag DO resemble a crown. Interesting coincidence, don’t you think?”
DONALD DE NOON, Albuquerque