THIS WEEK’S WINNERS
Preparing the “foot-in-mouth” breakfast buffet for Congress and the president. DANIEL H. PENNINGTON, Albuquerque
“Oh, now I know where to look for those lost socks that never made it out of the dryer —the waffle griddle, of course. PAT ARMIJO DODSON, Albuquerque
If you can eat the whole shoe, laces and all, in 15 minutes or less, the other shoe’s on the house. MARK B. YARNELLE, Albuquerque
Nike finally did it! Hot off the presses, their new line of sneakers! Plain white — no logo, no flag, no symbols. Guaranteed non-threatening and non-offensive. AND totally uninteresting! LINDA KAY LIVINGSTON, Albuquerque
“Gross! Now, I will never again use a waffle iron at a hotel breakfast bar!” CLAY K. BENARD, Albuquerque
Three days into the disappearance of Colin Kaepernick, a mysterious clue was discovered at the Betsy Ross Waffle House. RAY G. BLANCO, Rio Rancho
“Mom, burn me some sneakers, I’m heading to the playground.” KATHY BARNES, Albuquerque
Nike competitors jump on bandwagon with Converse Crepes and Puma Pancakes. RICHARD D. GOOLSKY, Rio Rancho
With a lot of Log Cabin syrup and some butter, this can be a tasty treat for a breakfast that sticks to the ribs. RAY A. REEDER, Albuquerque
Nikes. They’re just not the same since they threw away the mold. DONALD DE NOON, Albuquerque
This waffle recipe is a shoe-in for first place at the State Fair! BARBARA W. GORHAM, Los Ranchos
The breakfast and footwear of champions. CHERYL K. HAAKER, Albuquerque
“How would you like your shoe — rare, medium, or well-done?” JOAN NEWMAN, Albuquerque
If you have had your Breakfast of Champions, your SOLE purpose should be not to WAFFLE (in the) IRON Man’s Competition! TODD TIBBALS, Albuquerque