THIS WEEK’S WINNERS
“I’m not so sure about the optics of the president’s decision to hold the GOP convention in the Slytherin common room.” PAULA DUPRE, Rio Rancho
President Trump presents the city of Yuma with a curtain made entirely of the skins of pythons taken from his Mar-aLago property. CHERYL K. HAAKER, Albuquerque
This is a COVID-approved backdrop, machine washable. STEPHANIE A. NEWMAN, Albuquerque
“Step right up folks, I am now ready to unveil the new COVID-killing snake oils. What have you got to lose?” ELIZABETH A. SAAVEDRA, Los Lunas
“Wall? I never said we were going to build a wall. Fake news. I said we were going to build a great, big, beautiful curtain. And Mexico is going to pay for it.” JOE WESBROOK, Albuquerque
Trump shows off his John Travolta moves from “Saturday Night Fever.” He’s “stayed alive” for almost four years by “jive talkin,’” so why quit now? MARK B. YARNELLE, Albuquerque
President Trump acknowledges very strongly his imaginary friend. KEMPTON LINDQUIST, Albuquerque
President Trump, jubilant after building another 3 feet of wall, orders a double shot of chloroquine for everyone in the room. RICK W. WELLER, Albuquerque
President Donald Trump points out a Postal Service drop box to be hauled to the scrap heap. SUSAN B. WELLER, Albuquerque
That Yuma snakeskin was found by “Forrest Trump.” WILBUR R. JAHN, Albuquerque
The hot, dry climate ensures that the ramp is safe to walk down. VIRGINIA D. HENDLEY, Rio Rancho