THE LIGHTER SIDE

God bless America, and how’s everybody?

University of California and Cal State schools made history this fall by eliminating the need for applicants to take the SAT to get admitted, saying it’s racist. I just read that 97% of the world’s population could be classified as stupid. Luckily, I’m in the other 5%.

Joe Biden’s presidential campaign went to Wisconsin, where he told voters the stakes in this election are higher now than ever before. He’s always been quite open with his emotions. Joe Biden broke down into tears before reporters Friday after he heard that Babe Ruth had just died.

President Trump’s Midwest strategy keeps him campaigning in Michigan, Wisconsin and Ohio, where he has a chance. Republicans don’t even bother campaigning in Illinois. The state laws of Illinois forbid cemeteries to be fenced in or walled in because it’s considered to be voter suppression.

The Emmy Awards hosted by Jimmy Fallon earned a record-low 6 million viewers Sunday in Hollywood. The stars attended remotely this year. Normally, the Emmy Awards allows TV viewers to see the most number of celebrities in one place without having to donate to the Democratic Party.