THE LIGHTER SIDE

God bless America, and how’s everybody?

Hip hop superstar Kanye West released his first presidential campaign video Sunday, in which the rapper declared he could be elected president, but Jesus is King. Yesterday in West Hollywood, I saw his campaign slogan on a car’s bumper sticker. It read, “Kanye: Not as Mental as the Other Two.”

The CDC admitted Tuesday that masks don’t prevent COVID infection after the CDC’s director told Congress masks are indispensible to saving lives. To appease the coronavirus, we must throw the entire government into a live volcano. Even if it doesn’t work, it will benefit the nation enormously.

President Trump campaigned in Iowa Wednesday, and vowed if reelected to heal the nation’s wounds and reunite the country. He recently did some research on the difficulty of that. Trump turned on his iPhone and asked Siri why Democrats hate him and she wouldn’t shut up for four days.

Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin announced Wednesday that he would stay on as Treasury secretary if President Trump is reelected, but Mnuchin added he will not serve as Treasury secretary under a President Biden. That’s like me saying I am boycotting Shakira’s bedroom. I wasn’t invited.