THIS WEEK’S WINNERS

“This is the rebuilt Hindenburg airship. We fixed the gas leak. Everybody hop on.”

MICHAEL PACHECO, Albuquerque

“I’m not sure we’ll all be able to Sandwich into this Sub.”

DAN APPEL, Albuquerque

Willard and Majorie thought that “You Boat” was Carnival’s cute way of individualizing the cruise experience.

TODD TIBBALS, Albuquerque

“Why not the USS Corrales? Think about it. An adobe submarine will not resurface after submerging, sabe?”

ROSE M. MEDINA,

Albuquerque

The Beatles wanted a “Yellow Submarine,” but the Rolling Stones wanted to “Paint It Black.”

DAVID GARRETT, Albuquerque

“Jacked years ago, the VIN number affirms the hunt for the Red October is indeed over.”

JERRY M. ULLOM, Albuquerque

“They said the first 100 people who showed up would get a free turkey.”

JOAN NEWMAN, Albuquerque

“Don’t be alarmed if you notice manifestations of residual radioactivity. Harmful health effects like sterility are rare.” MARK YARNELLE,

Albuquerque

To christen the USS Vermont, instead of smashing a bottle of champagne on the ship, a local celebrity smashed a bottle of maple syrup, creating a sticky situation.

CHUCK MCCORMACK, Albuquerque

“Attention, folks! Last chance for bathroom breaks. Once we load up, it will be a long time before we reach dry land again.”

ELIZABETH SAAVEDRA, Los Lunas

And here it is. The next generation’s “container home.”

CARL GUIST, Placitas

Nobody realized just how under water Carnival Cruise had sunk during the pandemic until the launch of their latest vessel.

DOUG AUSTEN,

Albuquerque

“So will we all fit inside? And when are they painting it yellow?”

ARTHUR D. ORTEGA, Albuquerque