THIS WEEK’S WINNERS
“Your agent called to say he’s rooting for you. Oh, and he wanted me to remind you, if you win, he gets 15%.” DOUG AUSTEN, Albuquerque
“My wife would like to know where you got that earring. She wants a pair just like it.”
MARK YARNELLE, Belen
“Johnny, it’s almost time for your Depp-o-sition.” BEVERLY J. SPEARS, Albuquerque
“Gotta hand it to you captain, you may have just survived walking the plank.” LORETTA DORMANNIELSEN, Albuquerque
Johnny Depp and his lawyer discuss in-home waste disposal methods.
RICK WELLER, Albuquerque
Jack Sparrow looks a lot different when he’s not in his pirate outfit.
DONALD DE NOON, Albuquerque
“Don’t worry Cap’n Jack, we’ll get the Pearl back for ye.” VIRGINIA HENDLEY, Rio Rancho “I have to be frank, Mr. Depp. Playing that dark wizard ‘Grindelwald’ hasn’t helped your case.”
CHERYL HAAKER,
Albuquerque
“JD, we’re finally done, so as Captain Jack would say: “Close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream. That’s how I get by.” ELIZABETH A. SAAVEDRA,
Los Lunas
“The world is in crisis and people are riveted to your BS. You can’t buy this kind of PR.” GEORGE CARRILLO, Albuquerque “It’s easy bro! Just get a Lady Clairol golden highlight kit and your hair will be as cool as mine.”
LINDA KAY LIVINGSTON,
Albuquerque
“If I win, I will buy the Black Pearl and change her name to the Amber Pearl – just for spite.” ROSE M. MEDINA, Albuquerque “I am Captain Jack Sparrow. This is a cakewalk for me. Say what? She has a case? And why are you calling me Depp?”
ARTHUR D. ORTEGA,
Albuquerque