The Boutique Pillbox

In these troubling times in which you may feel at risk in your neighborhood, there is a new home defense product on the market. It is very affordable, customizable and meets non-existent city, state and federal codes. I want to bring to your attention the necessary frontline product you may come to love, the Boutique Pillbox.

Among its favored features are: Comfortable seating for those long stretches on guard, a niche for your porta potty, full field of fire portals, optional covered barrier overhead to deflect incoming fire bombs, fully wired for easy Claymore mine installation, expandable plan designs for multi person habitation, exterior finishes to match your home, great do it yourself project filling sandbags, brochures available.

As a young child of the 1950s and having witnessed the pervasive fear of a Russian atomic bomb attack causing homeowners to install backyard bomb shelters, I see similar angst in the population today as evidenced by skyrocketing gun sales and ammunition shortages.

Today it may be easier to personally confront marauding enemies but neighborhoods need to meet to initiate planning for their own mutual defense.

With the election nearing, our potential radical opponents are making existential threats that they will expand their terror tactics to the suburbs if the vote outcome is not to their satisfaction. Their threats should be weighed but not ignored.

Thus the satirical pillbox meme.

Remember to not answer the call, may cost you later. Larry Kissam

Palmdale