Guess what: She’s evil

I would like to add to the growing cacophony concerning the evilness of Hillary Clinton’s evil plan for evil of the evil kind. Her evil began when she was born in 1947 in Chicago, as people may still talk of a gathering darkness the night of her birth that portended evilness, and of a raging storm that night followed by a drought the following day ( or some other evil meteorological event).

Her evil was first manifested when, as a girl, she enjoyed pulling the wings off fly larvae. Later her Rodham evil was intensified when it was merged with the Clinton evil that was further distilled into an evil 180- proof evil brew that she intends to pour into the gagging throats of metaphor- challenged Americans.

Then there are the “missing” emails, the contents of some of which I discovered in this very letter. They detail her previous agreement to allow evil aliens called Vogons to destroy the Earth to make room for a hyperspace bypass. I have found proof of this plot from scientist Douglas Adams in a book I once read titled either The Approaching Evil or something else. I plan to further expose the evil of Hillary’s evil in my forthcoming book, the publication of which will be mysteriously suppressed.

Meanwhile, I look forward with dread to the Nov. 8 epic battle between The Great Evil and The Great Bombast, followed by the destruction of Earth mentioned above and Hillary’s replacing Satan as the ruler of Hades. ED CHESS Little Rock