The deal of a lifetime

I was so distraught about the heathen destruction of the most holy and self- righteous Sen. Jason Rapert’s Ten Commandments that I took to my King James beanbag chair for several evenings to contemplate a solution.

I thought and thought until my head hurt. Finally an idea came to be: I asked myself, “What Would Donald Do?” I immediately grabbed my copy of the exalted one’s book, The Art of the Deal, and read, then re- read it.

Then after a serious conversation with Senator Rapert, I proposed my solution. He agreed and, after many phone calls, I finally found the one person with the so- called “freethinkers” with whom to talk. A mere day later I was told of the acceptance of my excellent offer.

They, the ( evil, librul) “freethinkers” would build a 10- foot wall around the most self- righteous Senator Rapert’s Ten Commandments and they would pay for it.

My elation knew no bounds, so I set myself on a new, more difficult task, feeling ever stronger in my negotiating skills ( thanks to The Donald, our esteemed leader). I managed to pull off the deal of a lifetime. The most righteous members of my party— the GOP ( God’s Own Party)— will allow the evil Satanist folk to build their statue of Baphomet on the opposite side of the Capitol ( near the dumpsters). How did I pull off this deal? Easy; Baphomet must have a face like unto Barack Obama.

What a win. I look forward to the accolades ( and money) for these noteworthy accomplishments. Maybe even a paid trip to meet The Donald. Possum Poot today; Washington tomorrow! STEVE GIBSON Little Rock