Saturday highlights

7:00 p.m. ^ KEEPING UP APPEARANCES Hyacinth volunteers Richard to help at the church hall. (cc) ‘TVPG’ _ AMERICA’S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS Party piñata filled with vegetables; funny goats. (cc) ‘TVPG’ F BONES Brennan and Booth investigate a set of uniquely disfigured remains allegorizing biblical text. (cc) ‘TV14’ Q WONDER WOMAN Wonder Woman poses as a bank robber to capture world’s most notorious thief. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (AP) PIT BULLS AND PAROLEES A couple from New Jersey falls in love with a new best friend; Tia rescues a dog in the swamps. (cc) ‘TVPG’

(CNBC) UNDERCOVER BOSS CEO Shelly Sun goes under cover at BrightStar Care, a private health-care provider. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (DISC) FAST N’ LOUD Aaron tasks the Monkeys with building a ’55 Chevy that Richard plans to sell. (cc) ‘TV14’ (FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Jerk chicken; spicy snapper; porcini cascioni; rosettes; Bangkok burrito; lamb curry. (cc) ‘TVG’ (HGTV) BEACHFRONT BARGAIN HUNT: RENOVATION Tired of Denver cold, a family finds a place in Cocoa Beach, Fla. (cc) ‘TVG’

(INSP) THE VIRGINIAN An outlaw’s (Robert Wilke) tomboy daughter (Brenda Scott), placed in the Virginian’s care, is torn between her devotion to injured Randy and her desire to help her father escape from jail. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (NICK) THE THUNDERMANS The children decide to recreate Hank and Barb’s wedding day as their anniversary gift. (cc) ‘TVG’

(SPIKE) COPS Officers use stun guns after an erratic suspect attempts to outsmart them. (N) (cc) ‘TV14’ (TLC) SAY YES TO THE DRESS: ATLANTA Precious falls in love with a grand ballgown; finding the perfect dress takes longer than expected. (cc) ‘TVPG’

(TOON) DRAGON BALL SUPER Anime. Goku and Vegeta search for two worthy members to join the team. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (TRAV) GHOST ADVENTURES A deceased voodoo priestess. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS The guys turn the pool deck into their personal playground and offer a boatload of misinformation. (cc) ‘TV14’

(USA) NCIS The team investigates the horrific death of a Marine. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (WGN-A) BLUE BLOODS An officer is outed and his partner refuses to ride with him; Frank speaks out about equality. (cc) ‘TV14’ (WTBS) THE BIG BANG THEORY Sheldon is faced with a new reality when he visits his mom in Houston. (cc) ‘TV14’

7:30 p.m. ^ ARE YOU BEING SERVED? The junior sales assistants arrange a date. ‘TVG’ (FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES A chef who cures, preserves and smokes everything in-house; burgers and signature sandwiches. (cc) ‘TVG’ (NICK) THE THUNDERMANS Max’s date turns out to be an intense animal activist who thinks he treats Dr. Colosso cruelly. (cc) ‘TVG’ (SPIKE) GONE: THE FORGOTTEN WOMEN OF

OHIO As Dollar Bill seems to be informing on fellow dealers, his associates start coming forward. (N) (cc) ‘TV14’ (TLC) SAY YES TO THE DRESS: ATLANTA Jeanette wants a black dress, but her parents are hoping for something less depressing. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (TOON) DRAGON BALL SUPER Anime. Jaco takes Bulma to an all-knowing alien. (N) (cc) ‘TVPG’ (TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS Tonight’s loser is up against the ropes, playing dress-up for an unruly arena. (cc) ‘TV14’ (TVL)EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND Baby-sitting, Ray schedules a meeting with Terry Bradshaw while they’re at the pediatrician’s. (cc) ‘TVG’ (WTBS) THE BIG BANG THEORY Raj struggles with guilt when he dates two women at once; Penny has a chance to be in a movie. (cc) ‘TVPG’

8:00 p.m. ^ FATHER BROWN Father Brown is drawn into the shady world of boxing when a local fighter is found dead. (cc) ‘TVPG’ _ THE $100,000 PYRAMID Ken Jeong vs. Dave Foley and Dr. Mehmet Oz vs. Retta. (cc) ‘TV14’ 0 BEAT SHAZAM Teams include Texas cowboys, childhood friends, and a mother and daughter. (cc) ‘TVPG’ F CASTLE An astronaut is killed inside a Mars simulation; a discovery results in a shocking turn in the case. (cc) ‘TVPG’

Q STAR TREK While on Beta 3000, Capt. Kirk discovers a society ruled by the will of Landru. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (A&E) LIVE PD Police across the country work the night shift in real time. (cc) ‘TV14’ (AMC) HALT AND CATCH FIRE Cameron promotes her game at an industry conference; Donna squares off against old rivals. (N) (cc) ‘TV14’ (CNBC) UNDERCOVER BOSS PostNet CEO Steve Greenbaum goes under cover and encounters struggling franchise owners. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (CNN) DECLASSIFIED: UNTOLD STORIES OF AMERICAN SPIES Special agents work to identify and capture a Chinese software pirate. (N) (cc) (DISC) FAST N’ LOUD Richard gets ready to gamble selling a million dollars worth of cars at BarrettJackson. (cc) ‘TV14’ (FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Porchetta and prosciutto in Portland; wings and ribs in Louisville; steak sandwiches in Hamilton. (cc) ‘TVG’

(HIST)FORGED IN FIRE The competitors must forge two blades, pushing them to their limits and leading to a hospital trip. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (NICK) THE THUNDERMANS When Hank raises the stakes of family game night, each member of the family wants to win the prize. (cc) ‘TVG’ (TLC) SAY YES TO THE DRESS: ATLANTA Lori and Monte hit the road to surprise a special bride; Anna hasn’t taken the time to find a dress. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (TOON) RICK AND MORTY Animated. Action and heroes. (cc) ‘TV14’ (TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS A crash course in sorry behavior; strangers to settle bizarre debate; good news at the mall. (cc) ‘TV14’ (TVL) (8:24) EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND Debra’s compliments to insecure Robert prompt Ray to change. (cc) ‘TVG’

(USA) NCIS Anthony DiNozzo Sr. is found in a car with no memory of the previous night and a body in the trunk. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (WGN-A) BLUE BLOODS Frank is put in a tough spot when Danny is charged with using excessive force. (cc) ‘TV14’ (WTBS) THE BIG BANG THEORY Sheldon has a personal crisis when he decides string theory is a waste of his time. (cc) ‘TVPG’

8:30 p.m. (DISN) (8:35) RAVEN’S HOME Booker, Nia, and Levi convince Raven and Chelsea they are responsible enough to watch themselves. (cc) ‘TVG’ (FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Pickling, smoking, curing and fermenting; Mediterranean favorites; fried snapper. (cc) ‘TVG’

(INSP) THE VIRGINIAN Randy’s discovery of gold coins hidden in a cave on the Shiloh Ranch attracts visitors. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (NICK) THE THUNDERMANS When Chloe announces that Max is her favorite sibling, Phoebe tries to reveal Max’s true colors. (cc) ‘TVG’

(SPIKE) COPS A suspect is pursued by an officer on foot; a boa constrictor is found in a residential area. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (TLC) SAY YES TO THE DRESS: ATLANTA Lori and Monte head to Nashville to help country artist Jimmy Stanley with a surprise proposal. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (TOON) RICK AND MORTY Animated. Beth fails as a mother; Summer has body issues. (cc) ‘TV14’

(TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS A security presentation that’s anything but safe; holding hands with strangers in the park. (cc) ‘TV14’ (WTBS) THE BIG BANG THEORY Sheldon gives spontaneity a try; Raj asks Howard for help with preparation for a date with Emily. (cc) ‘TVPG’

9:00 p.m. ^ MIDSOMER MURDERS A man’s body found in a deserted timberyard. (cc) ‘TVPG’

_ 20/20: IN AN INSTANT A man and his friend become trapped in an unexpected blizzard while hiking. (cc) ‘TV14’ F BLUE BLOODS Erin investigates a case involving a police officer accused of killing a suspect in custody. (cc) ‘TV14’ J AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR Competitors face obstacles that include Salmon Ladder, Floating Monkey Bars and Door Knob Arch. (cc) ‘TVPG’

(AMC) HALT AND CATCH FIRE Cameron promotes her game at an industry conference; Donna squares off against old rivals. (cc) ‘TV14’

(AP) RESCUE DOG TO SUPER DOG Nate matches a German shepherd rescue with Ed; Laura pairs Jack Russell terrier mix with Igor. (N) (cc) ‘TVPG’

(CNBC) UNDERCOVER BOSS Doug Guller deals with a troublesome employee who serves alcohol to an overly intoxicated customer. (cc) ‘TVPG’

(DISC) FAST N’ LOUD Aaron bets Richard he can finish a 1980 El Camino in three weeks instead of four. (cc) ‘TV14’ (FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Authentic tortillas and tacos; Puerto Rican specialties; a deli prepares pastrami and lox. (cc) ‘TVG’

(HIST) FORGED IN FIRE Contestants are tasked with making serrated blades out of the tools on the table. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (NICK) FULL HOUSE Jesse invites his rock group pals to help him baby-sit. (cc) ‘TVG’ (TLC) SAY YES TO THE DRESS: ATLANTA Shanna’s mom makes the appointment difficult; Suzanne and her wedding planner disagree. (cc) ‘TVPG’

(TOON) FAMILY GUY Animated. Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan against Lois; Brian challenges him to go ahead with it. (cc) ‘TV14’

(TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS The guys ask strangers for a little help with some big items at the grocery store. (cc) ‘TV14’ (TVL) EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND Ray buys his high-school “make-out mobile.” (cc) ‘TVG’

(USA) NCIS A Navy reservist asks the team for help when she her husband goes missing. (cc) ‘TV14’ (WGN-A) BLUE BLOODS Jamie becomes a target after intervening in a thug’s abusive relationship. (cc) ‘TV14’ (WTBS) THE BIG BANG THEORY A bad day compels Penny to re-evaluate her choices — including Leonard. (cc) ‘TVPG’

9:30 p.m. (DISN) K.C. UNDERCOVER K.C. is tasked with tracking down a dangerous weather-controlling device. (cc) ‘TVY7’ (FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Guy gets a helping of comfort food; a local New Jersey landmark dishes up down-home cooking. (cc) ‘TVG’ (NICK) FULL HOUSE Guilt-ridden Danny plans more family time. (cc) ‘TVG’ (TLC) SAY YES TO THE DRESS: ATLANTA Raucous returning bride Stacy is back to find another dress to reflect her motorcycle-chic style. (cc) ‘TVPG’

(TOON) FAMILY GUY Animated. Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog for Stewie. (cc) ‘TV14’

(TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS Acting as restaurant managers; Singing with strangers; at the park for some awkward fun in the sun. (cc) ‘TV14’

(TVL) EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND Ray tries to sneakily replace the diamond in Debra’s wedding ring when he discovers it is fake. (cc) ‘TVG’

(WTBS) THE BIG BANG THEORY Faced with an uncertain future, Sheldon considers a major change. (cc) ‘TVPG’

10:00 p.m. ^ DEATH IN PARADISE There may be more to a murder than meets the eye. (cc) ‘TVPG’

$ (10:29) SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Host Aziz Ansari; Big Sean performs. (cc) ‘TV14’ 0 SUPERHUMAN Talents include memory and frog call skills. (cc) ‘TVPG’

F CSI: MIAMI A rare and illegal machine gun vaporizes three weapons smugglers. (cc) ‘TV14’ (CNBC) UNDERCOVER BOSS Menchie’s frozen yogurt franchise CEO Amit Kleinberger goes under cover at a dairy farm. (cc) ‘TV14’

(DISC) MISFIT GARAGE Scot refuses to work on a project he believes will not make money. (cc) ‘TV14’ (DISN) BIZAARDVARK Frankie’s father decides she can’t work on Bizaardvark. (cc) ‘TVG’ (FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Killer cuisine spanning three different continents; Indian curry; croquettes; mega-meat sandwiches. (cc) ‘TVG’ (HALL) THE GOLDEN GIRLS Miles feels he is competing with Rose’s late husband; Blanche is mistreated by an old flame. (cc) ‘TVPG’

(HGTV) HOUSE HUNTERS Deciding between a stately two-story home and a one-story home with lots of land. (cc) ‘TVG’ (HIST) FORGED IN FIRE The final two contestants must craft Chinese butterfly swords. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (INSP) BONANZA Little Joe has to stand alone against a whole town to save himself and his seriously injured father. (cc) ‘TVG’

(NICK) FRIENDS Phoebe undergoes a procedure so she can serve as a surrogate mother. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (TLC) SAY YES TO THE DRESS: ATLANTA Jaye is eager to try on gowns, but is shocked to find her sister has taken her place on the runway. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (TRAV) THE DEAD FILES A frightened young boy’s paranormal encounters. (cc) ‘TVPG’

(TVL) THE KING OF QUEENS Doug asks for financial assistance when insurance does not cover a mold problem. (cc) ‘TVPG’

(USA) NCIS The team searches for Bodnar in order to avenge the murders of Eli David and Jackie Vance. (cc) ‘TV14’ (WGN-A) PERSON OF INTEREST A young prosecutor may be a victim or, perhaps, a suspect. (cc) ‘TV14’

10:30 p.m. _ MODERN FAMILY Phil invites his high school girlfriend to the house; Jay accidentally kills Manny’s pet turtle. (cc) ‘TVPG’ + (10:35) PERSON OF INTEREST The latest person of interest has connections to Cold War Soviet espionage circles. (cc) ‘TV14’ D LOVE ISRAEL WITH BARUCH KORMAN PH.D Verse-by-verse Bible study, from the Old and New Testaments. (DISN) BIZAARDVARK Frankie’s dad snags a date with Frankie’s English teacher. (cc) ‘TVG’

(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Creative hot dogs and sammies; waffles and beer cheese pretzels; short rib tacos and chicken torta. (cc) ‘TVG’

(FX) SNOWFALL Franklin’s business ramps up, causing a rift in his inexperienced crew; Teddy protects Alejandro. (cc) ‘TVMA’ (HALL) THE GOLDEN GIRLS Blanche has some soul-searching to do when her brother announces he is to be a bride. (cc) ‘TVPG’

(HGTV)is looking HOUSEto live HUNTERShis dream INTERNATIONALby moving to Costa Randy Rica with his high school sweetheart, Debbie. (cc) ‘TVG’

(NICK) FRIENDS Rachel helps a handsome divorced man when she is demoted to a personal shopper. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (TLC) SAY YES TO THE DRESS: ATLANTA YouTube Sensation and bride, BFFTaylor won’t feel satisfied with her dress until her mom cries. (cc) ‘TVPG’

(TVL) THE KING OF QUEENS Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he thinks about her all the time. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (WTBS) WRECKED As the ship sinks, the survivors try to escape. (cc) ‘TVMA’

11:00 p.m. ^ AUSTIN CITY LIMITS British band Foals perform songs from “What Went Down”; Peter Buck and Alejandro Escovedo. (cc) ‘TVPG’

_ MODERN FAMILY Claire and Phil each take on one of the kids’ school projects; Gloria and Cameron bond. (cc) ‘TVPG’

0 THE BIG BANG THEORY Wolowitz feels nervous when he is asked to throw the first pitch at a Los Angeles Angels game. (cc) ‘TVPG’

F MAJOR CRIMES The squad must work quickly to find a missing family; Raydor struggles to trust Rusty. (cc) ‘TV14’ J AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR Competitors face obstacles that include Salmon Ladder, Arm Rings, Doorknob Arch and Spider Climb. (cc) ‘TVPG’ Q BATMAN Batman and Robin rush to protect a visiting king from the Riddler. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (AP) RESCUE DOG TO SUPER DOG Nate matches a German shepherd rescue with Ed; Laura pairs Jack Russell terrier mix with Igor. (cc) ‘TVPG’

(CNBC) UNDERCOVER BOSS While Boston Market Chief Brand Officer Sara Bittorf is under cover, she terminates an employee. (cc) ‘TV14’ (CNN) DECLASSIFIED: UNTOLD STORIES OF AMERICAN SPIES After Fidel’s arrest, classified information still reaches Cuba. (cc)

(DISC) MISFIT GARAGE With Scot and Austin having quit, the guys call on friends and family to help with the Camaro. (cc) ‘TV14’ (DISN) STUCK IN THE MIDDLE Harley enters Daphne and Dad in a TV dancing competition. (cc) ‘TVG’ (E!) WAGS: MIAMI Ashley butts heads with her future mother-in-law; two new WAGS dislike one another. (cc) ‘TV14’ (FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Porchetta and prosciutto in Portland; wings and ribs in Louisville; steak sandwiches in Hamilton. (cc) ‘TVG’ (HALL) THE GOLDEN GIRLS Miles (Harold Gould) lied about his job background. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (HIST) FORGED IN FIRE Smiths are tasked with using mystery steel; two finalists must recreate the sacred Talwar sword. (cc) ‘TVPG’

(INSP) BONANZA As he conducts an Easter egg hunt, bunny-suited Hoss foils bumbling highwaymen; guest Art Metrano. (cc) ‘TVG’