Arkansas Democrat-Gazette

How do you define word with limerick?

- JENNIFER CHRISTMAN

The Omnificent English Dictionary in Limerick Form has published more than 97,000 definition­s written in the singsong poetry of a fiveline limerick. Here are some examples selected from the website (oedilf.com), with the authors identified by their screen names.

ABSTRACT

When my paint bottles spilled, how I swore! They spread red, blue and yellow; what’s more, Purple, orange and green Then appeared in the scene

As an abstract was formed on the floor.

— Art Bates

BOGGART

Don’t thee stray nigh those

holes in the moor, For each is a boggart’s

front door,

And sooner than winking, Your bones will be clinking On teeth. How those bogeys do roar.

— Janet McConnaugh­ey

BOILERPLAT­E

Here’s a boilerplat­e limerick

style:

The rhythm and meter

beguile.

The lines at the core Are too droll to ignore, And a joke at the end makes you smile.

— David Schildkret

CCTV (CLOSED-CIRCUIT TELEVISION)

What’s to fear from a

camera or three And appearing on CCTV? Having every move tracked Is a comfort, in fact. Why, the state’s like a brother to me.

— Speedysnai­l

CONTROL-W

Many websites you may

have been cruising. Time to close some you’re

no longer using: Hold Control plus one key: Don’t think “close”

and press “C” — No, it’s W. Ain’t that confusing? — Zqms

DESCARTES, RENE

Trigger knows about

physics, of course, When it deals just with

speed, mass or force. But his mind tends to jam On “I think, so I am.” So please don’t put Descartes ’fore this horse. — Zqms

EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL

Emotional blackmail’s

the way

I control him. I just have

to say,

“If you leave me, I’ll cry, Or possibly die.” And his guilt makes me sure he will stay.

— AndrewB

FULL MOON

Please, you must go!

Goodnight, and adieu. I’m just … busy. Yes. That.

Things to do …

(It’s a full moon tonight— When that orb’s round

and bright,

I’ll be busy, all right.) Ah— AROOOOOOOO­OOOOOO!

— Reia Light

 ??  ?? Jennifer Christman is taking the day off.
Jennifer Christman is taking the day off.

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