Saturday highlights
7:00 p.m.
^ ARE YOU BEING SERVED? A wealthy customer loses a large diamond. ‘TVG’
+ RANSOM The FBI asks Eric for help finding a person inciting vulnerable people to harm themselves. (N) (cc) ‘TV14’
0 9-1-1 Athena contemplates accepting a promotion that will take her out of the field. (cc) ‘TV14’ F CASTLE Beckett and Castle discover a murder victim is a male stripper dressed as a cop. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(AP) PIT BULLS AND PAROLEES A potential adopter wants to give a senior dog a forever home; M2 and Kanani find a box of puppies. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (CNBC) UNDERCOVER BOSS Musician Darius Rucker travels to Austin, Texas, where he goes under cover in search of talent. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(DISC) NAKED AND AFRAID For the first time on the show, a divemaster and a Navy Seal become stranded at sea. (cc) ‘TV14’
(DISN) BIZAARDVARK Bernie and Zane ask Paige and Frankie to give them feedback on their magic tricks. (cc) ‘TVG’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Bison burritos and cornmeal waffles; pho and barbecue pork; monster burgers. (cc) ‘TVG’
(HGTV) LOVE IT OR LIST IT A man quickly feels out of place after moving in with his wife in her grandmother’s old house. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(HIST) PAWN STARS: PUMPED UP Unpublished Christmas art from Mad magazine; first edition of “The Adventures of Bob Hope” comic. (N) (cc) ‘TVPG’
(NICK) HENRY DANGER Piper invites her boyfriend and his family over for dinner. (N) (cc) ‘TVG’ (OWN) IYANLA, FIX MY LIFE Shane’s father, Bo, seeks a bond with him 30 years after killing his mother in a drunken rage. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TLC) SAY YES TO THE DRESS Angelica is looking for a strapless gown; Tiffany brings her crew of gospel singers along. (N) (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TOON) DRAGON BALL Z KAI Anime. Gohan and Krillin fight with Frieza’s henchmen. (cc) ‘TVY7’ (TRAV) GHOST ADVENTURES Zak believes a demonic entity is keeping lost souls trapped inside the Mineral Springs Hotel. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS Murr, Sal, Q and Joe head to a hot dog joint to dish up weenies. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TVL) TWO AND A HALF MEN Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends. (cc) ‘TV14’ (WGN-A) BLUE BLOODS The accused shooter in the murder of a gang leader is romantically linked to his parole officer. (cc) ‘TV14’
(WTBS) THE BIG BANG THEORY After dating for more than five years, Amy and Sheldon spend the night together for the first time. (cc) ‘TVPG’
7:30 p.m.
^ AS TIME GOES BY Jean schemes to get rid of Lionel’s talkative secretary without hurting her feelings. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(DISN) COOP & CAMI ASK THE WORLD Coop and Cami come up with a plan to hide Charlotte’s bad grade from their mother. (cc) ‘TVG’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES A motherson team serve up dan dan noodles and steamed buns; jerk chicken; Latin cuisine. (cc) ‘TVG’
(NICK) COUSINS FOR LIFE Stuart passes off Arthur’s work of art as Ivy’s to an art expert, then must keep up the ruse. (N) (cc) ‘TVG’
(TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS The guys rely on the kindness of strangers; the guys go looking for love in the park. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TVL) TWO AND A HALF MEN Charlie’s license is suspended; Alan plans to go to Chelsea’s birthday party. (cc) ‘TV14’
(WTBS) THE BIG BANG THEORY Leonard meets with a psychiatrist; Wolowitz and Bernadette struggle when Stuart moves out. (cc) ‘TVPG’
8:00 p.m.
^ FATHER BROWN Father Brown spies trouble when Lady Felicia returns. (cc) ‘TVPG’ 0 PROVEN INNOCENT Madeline leads her criminal defense firm while searching for the real killer in her own case. (cc) ‘TV14’ F NCIS: NEW ORLEANS The team discovers a mole in the ranks while looking for explosives that threaten New Orleans. (cc) ‘TV14’
(CNBC) UNDERCOVER BOSS Advanta-Clean CEO Jeff Dudan goes under cover to tackle mold and water damage in a client’s home. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (DISC) NAKED AND AFRAID One survivalist falls into a roaring fire after being depleted of energy due to a lack of food. (cc) ‘TV14’
(DISN) SYDNEY TO THE MAX Sydney and Olive are hired to watch the brother of one of the most popular kids in their class. (cc) ‘TVG’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Guy digs into everything from pretzels to paella to elevated pub grub. (cc) ‘TVG’
(HGTV) LOVE IT OR LIST IT Amanda believes their home offers no privacy; Grif thinks the house needs a makeover. (cc) ‘TVG’
(NICK) KNIGHT SQUAD Phoenix Squad’s efforts to adjust Sage’s unpleasant attitude accidentally turn Buttercup evil. (N) (cc) ‘TVG’
(OWN) IYANLA, FIX MY LIFE An engaged couple’s relationship is characterized by toxic levels of control and resentment. (N) (cc) ‘TV14’
(TOON) RICK AND MORTY Animated. Rick has a run-in with old associates, causing trouble. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TRAV) GHOST ADVENTURES In Las Vegas, employees report paranormal activity at Freakling Bros., a haunted attraction. (N) (cc) ‘TVPG’ (TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS The Jokers pose as dental assistants; making headlines for all the wrong reasons; campfire tips. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TVL) TWO AND A HALF MEN Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge’s mom. (cc) ‘TV14’
(WGN-A) BLUE BLOODS Danny and Baez probe the murder of a man who killed a mother and son in a drunk driving accident. (cc) ‘TV14’
(WTBS) THE BIG BANG THEORY Leonard, Penny and the gang attempt to treat themselves to a Sheldon-free weekend. (cc) ‘TVPG’
8:30 p.m.
(DISN) FAST LAYNE Twelve-year-old overachiever Layne discovers a talking car named VIN hidden in an abandoned shed. (cc) ‘TVG’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Noodles, curry and green papaya salad; empanadas and a plantain sandwich; Ethiopian favorites. (cc) ‘TVG’ (NICK) HENRY DANGER Piper’s school parrot, Otto, starts to repeat that Henry is Kid Danger. (cc) ‘TVG’ (TOON) RICK AND MORTY Animated. Beth and Jerry have a romantic getaway; a house party. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS The guys try and work out the kinks as physical therapists; out-ofthe-box ideas for TV hosts. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TVL) TWO AND A HALF MEN Charlie wants Alan to move in with Lindsey. (cc) ‘TV14’
(WTBS) THE BIG BANG THEORY Leonard and Sheldon turn to their friends to create a state-of-the-art security system. (cc) ‘TVPG’
9:00 p.m.
^ DOCTOR BLAKE MYSTERIES Blake deals with his past as he investigates the death of a policeman. (cc) ‘TVPG’
F MAJOR CRIMES The squad investigates a brutal murder and discovers dark secrets. (cc) ‘TV14’ J AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR Competitors from the Los Angeles qualifier tackle Universal Studio’s City Finals course. (cc) ‘TVPG’
Q LOST IN SPACE A killer android is sent to destroy a family pal. (cc) ‘TVG’
(CNBC) UNDERCOVER BOSS Mood Media CEO faces his fear of heights and learns how to use a soldering iron. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(DISC) ED STAFFORD: FIRST MAN OUT Mongolia’s Gobi desert is the setting when Ed is paired against endurance athlete Matt Graham. (N) (cc) ‘TVPG’
(DISN) FAST LAYNE Layne and Zora race against time to find the money to replace VIN’s control unit. (cc) ‘TVG’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES A funky joint in Little Rock; a sandwich shop in Santa Rosa, Calif. (cc) ‘TVG’
(INSP) THE VIRGINIAN A group of heavily armed men arrives in Medicine Bow and begins a mysterious vigil; guests John Anderson, Fabrizio Mioni, Jan Shepard, John Dehner, Val Avery. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (NICK) THE OFFICE Jim and Dwight are stunned when they get the results of the annual customer survey report. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(OWN) LOVE & MARRIAGE: HUNTSVILLE A problem with a loan threatens to derail everything, including friendships. (N) (cc) ‘TV14’
(TLC) SAY YES TO THE DRESS Arlicia is letting her opinionated sisters plan her wedding, which includes choosing her dress. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TOON) FAMILY GUY Animated. Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map gets everyone in town searching. (cc) ‘TV14’ (TRAV) GHOST ADVENTURES Zak and the crew investigate two mines.; the Argonaut was the site of a fire that killed 47 miners. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS: INSIDE JOKES Creating a creepy voice changer for “Devil Voices”; zookeeper Murr learns penguin tips. (cc) ‘TV14’ (TVL) TWO AND A HALF MEN Alan has a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie’s house. (cc) ‘TV14’ (WGN-A) BLUE BLOODS Linda’s brother, Jimmy, gets into trouble with the mob and asks Danny to help him stay safe. (cc) ‘TV14’
(WTBS) DROP THE MIC Ne-Yo battles Mike Colter; Christina Milian faces off with Ashlee Simpson. (cc) ‘TV14’
9:30 p.m.
(DISN) ANDI MACK Andi, Buffy and Cyrus worry about Jonah’s behavior; Miranda causes problems for Bowie and Bex. (cc) ‘TVG’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES In Columbus, Ohio, a hidden gem tucked away in a grocery store serves Nepalese-Tibetan specialties. (cc) ‘TVG’ (NICK) THE OFFICE Michael is thrilled when David Wallace sends him on a business trip to Canada. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (TOON) FAMILY GUY Animated. Peter discovers he has a vestigial twin growing out of his neck. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS: INSIDE JOKES Volunteers are turned away for the Tool Bags challenge; finding turkey legs for Q’s punishment. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TVL) TWO AND A HALF MEN Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie’s house. (cc) ‘TV14’
(USA) TEMPTATION ISLAND Couples reflect on relationships and coming to the island. (cc) ‘TV14’ (WTBS) SNOOP DOGG PRESENTS THE JOKER’S WILD Biz Markie sings an ode to cheese; a couple of notorious K.I.D.s stop by. (cc) ‘TV14’
10:00 p.m.
^ MISS FISHER’S MURDER MYSTERIES Phryne’s new motor car; a elderly woman’s body. (cc) ‘TVPG’
0 GORDON RAMSAY’S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK An investigation at the Trolley Stop Café reveals an absentee owner is to blame for the troubles. (cc) ‘TV14’
Q BUCK ROGERS IN THE 25TH CENTURY A half-man/half-bird creature swears revenge on humans. (cc) (AP) (10:01) THE ZOO Staff face setbacks weaning a sea lion pup; rejected curassow chick; squirrel monkey at the dentist. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(CNBC) UNDERCOVER BOSS When Buffalo Wings & Rings CEO Nader Masadeh goes under cover, he is faced with a fiery manager. (cc) ‘TV14’
(CNN) THE NINETIES From Nirvana to Dixie Chicks to Tupac, the ’90s represent a decade of musical diversity. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(DISC) NAKED AND AFRAID A mom and an adventure addict drop into the cloud forest of Ecuador. (cc) ‘TV14’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES In Miami, NFL coach Jon Gruden rides shotgun with Guy to a place with out-of-the-box Cuban. (cc) ‘TVG’
(HIST) PAWN STARS An 1800s vampire defense kit; a work by American artist James Whistler; a prop from “GoldenEye.” (cc) ‘TVPG’
(SYFY) FUTURAMA Animated. To bring an actor back to life, Bender goes grave robbing. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (TLC) SAY YES TO THE DRESS Transgender bride Gabrielle hopes to find a dress that rivals her fierce drag queen gowns. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TRAV) GHOST ADVENTURES Ron Hubbard’s former scientology lab in L.A. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS: INSIDE JOKES
A behind-the-scenes look at who scored free sandwiches while shooting at Blimpie. (cc) ‘TV14’ (TVL) THE KING OF QUEENS After lying to Carrie, Doug dreams he appears on a variety of television shows. (cc) ‘TVG’
(WGN-A) BLUE BLOODS Henry’s meddling eventually leads Danny and Baez to valuable information. (cc) ‘TV14’
10:30 p.m.
_ MODERN FAMILY Claire is suspicious when Phil’s father shows up for an expected visit. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES A food truck serves shrimp burgers and a unique potato popper; Bosnian restaurant in Tucson, Ariz. (cc) ‘TVG’
(HGTV) LOG CABIN LIVING A family combs the hills of central Vermont for a one-of-a-kind cabin. (N) (cc) ‘TVG’
(INSP) WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE A stranger’s offer may cost Josh his life. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(NICK) FRIENDS The friends ponder what might have come to pass if each had taken a different path in life. (cc) ‘TV14’
(SYFY) FUTURAMA Animated. Bender searches the universe for his shiny metal rear end. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS: INSIDE JOKES Murr has trouble keeping his wig on; a Joker gets roughed up by a judo champion. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TVL) THE KING OF QUEENS Carrie tries to encourage Arthur to go to the weekly dance at the seniors center. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(USA) SUITS Donna’s relationship complicates a deal for Harvey and Alex. (cc) ‘TV14’
(WTBS) MIRACLE WORKERS Craig and Eliza have their work cut out for them. (cc) ‘TV14’
11:00 p.m.
^ AUSTIN CITY LIMITS Robert Plant performs new songs and Led Zeppelin classics. (cc) ‘TVPG’ _ MODERN FAMILY Gloria plans a family trip to celebrate Jay’s birthday. (cc) ‘TVPG’
0 BLACKISH Dre’s sister’s upcoming wedding leads to a conversation on tradition; ring bearer and flower girl. (cc) ‘TVPG’
F MADAM SECRETARY President Dalton is urged to shift his stance on climate change after a storm destroys a naval base. (cc) ‘TV14’ J AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR Competitors from the Los Angeles qualifier tackle Universal Studio’s City Finals course. (cc) ‘TVPG’
Q STAR TREK The crew is infected with a virus that causes them to behave irrationally. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (CNBC) UNDERCOVER BOSS Bosses discuss their experiences on the program. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(CNN) THE NINETIES A wide range of television shows, from animated shows like “South Park” to sitcoms and dramas. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(DISC) NAKED AND AFRAID One survivalist falls into a roaring fire after being depleted of energy due to a lack of food. (cc) ‘TV14’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Guy digs into everything from pretzels to paella to elevated pub grub. (cc) ‘TVG’