Russia’s fingerprints

Is Donald Trump a Russian asset? Have you ever heard him criticize Vladimir Putin for anything? Remember this? “Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing.”

I think the only book Donald ever read is “The Power of Positive Thinking” by Norman Vincent Peale. Always look on the bright side. Failures are simply opportunities for creative positive thinking.

I think he has Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD). (See Mayo Clinic’s Signs and Symptoms for ADHD.) He can’t sit still long enough to learn anything. He does not read, not even the Presidential Daily Briefing (PDB). He is a fat, ugly, ignorant man, but in his mind, he is a handsome, very stable genius. He talks like a fifth-grader. His father probably bought him a degree from Wharton. He thinks debate means name-calling. He is exactly the kind of man a KGB agent like Putin would try to recruit as an asset. He has failure written all over him, and a fragile ego that can be flattered to do almost anything you want. Some of his businesses went bankrupt, and no bank in this country would loan him money, so he borrowed tons of money from Deutsche Bank. Germans are smart people; they would have required a co-signer. Trump is exactly the kind of man Russian agents are trained to recruit. I believe we are going to the find out the Russian oligarchs, at the direction of Putin, guaranteed his loans from Deutsche Bank.

At Helsinki, Donald looked like a fifth-grade bully just chewed out by a member of the Mafia. He was trying to get his mind around what he had heard from Putin. Putin looked like the cat that had swallowed the canary—satiated and in absolute control. RUUD DuVALL

Fayetteville