Saturday highlights
(TLC) 1000-LB. SISTERS The Slatons are shocked by the cause of Amy’s trip to the ER; Tammy steps on the scale again. (N) ‘TV14’ (TOON) RICK AND MORTY Animated. Morty and Summer argue about their grandfather. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TRAV) KINDRED SPIRITS Amy and Adam help a single mother left home alone with two frightened children. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS Joe, Q, Murr and Sal have another digital dinner party from their homes. (cc) ‘TV14’
9:30 p.m.
2 MIDSOMER MURDERS Barnaby and Jones investigate the death of a bird watcher. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(DISN) BIG CITY GREENS Animated. When Gloria’s parents visit, she ropes the Greens into escalating lies about her success. (cc) ‘TVY7’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Pork hash with black beans; authentic homemade pastas; smoked barbecue chicken; specialty hot dogs. (cc) ‘TVG’
(HIST) THE PACIFIC The 7th Marines arrive on Guadalcanal to reinforce the 1st Marine Division. (cc) ‘TVMA’
(NICK) FRIENDS Ross and Monica’s attractive cousin visits and stirs the passions of all the men who meet her. (cc) ‘TV14’ (TOON) RICK AND MORTY Animated. Summer starts acting out. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS The Jokers have scary-themed meals with special guest actor Kane Hodder. (cc) ‘TV14’
10:00 p.m.
(10:17) MIDSOMER MURDERS Barnaby and Jones investigate the death of a bird watcher. (cc) ‘TVPG’
16 I CAN SEE YOUR VOICE A contestant performs with singer Nick Lachey. (cc) ‘TV14’
38 MAJOR CRIMES Lt. Tao is stuck in a room with a potential bomb; Provenza finally identifies the real Ms. Bechtal. (cc) ‘TV14’
49 BUCK ROGERS IN THE 25TH CENTURY Assassin seeks revenge on Huer, planning Buck’s party. (cc)
(AP) PIT BULLS AND PAROLEES A senior dog with a long medical history finally has her shot at a forever home. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(CNBC) UNDERCOVER BOSS The Rocket Fizz Soda Pop and Candy Shops President Robert Powells goes under cover. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(DISC) NAKED AND AFRAID: DANGEROUS
DELICACIES A former police officer and a selfdescribed wild child clash over cuddling in the jungle. (cc) ‘TV14’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Shrimp fritters and chicken salad; cannoli and kraut burgers; adobo buffalo wings and pork tacos. (cc) ‘TVG’
(HGTV) LOVE IT OR LIST IT A couple purchase a home and, three kids later, decide it cannot accommodate their busy family. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(NICK) FRIENDS Rachel encounters a sorority sister with whom she shared an embarrassing moment. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(SYFY) (10:04) FUTURAMA Animated. The orphanarium where Leela grew up honors her for her success as a starship captain. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TLC) MY 600-LB. LIFE Milla is dependent on her husband and kids, who can’t resist her unending requests for junk food. ‘TVPG’
(TOON) FAMILY GUY Animated. College dropout Brian gets a job at the New Yorker. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TRAV) KINDRED SPIRITS The Paramount Theatre in Asbury Park, N.J. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS: INSIDE JOKES
The Jokers are not allowed to film at a location; Joe suffers an injury; Q is called a loose cannon. (cc) ‘TV14’
MODERN FAMILY Things go awry when Jay takes Phil out to fly his new model plane; Gloria takes Alex dress shopping. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Ribs and collard greens; beer-braised brisket pie; pork belly sandwiches. (cc) ‘TVG’
(NICK) FRIENDS While writing their wedding vows, Monica and Chandler have trouble putting their feelings on paper. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (SYFY) (10:33) FUTURAMA Animated. Amy’s disapproving family tries to break up her relationship with Kif. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TOON) FAMILY GUY Animated. Lois orders Peter to spend more time with Stewie. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS: INSIDE JOKES
A prop request causes a scramble during The Gene Team; one of the Jokers gets a job offer. (cc) ‘TV14’
(WTBS) GO-BIG SHOW Crashes, sword slashes and even mousetraps are hazards awaiting this evening’s contestants. (cc) ‘TV14’
11:00 p.m.
7 MODERN FAMILY Jay’s ex-wife, Dede, tries to make amends with everyone she offended at Jay and Gloria’s wedding. (cc) ‘TVPG’
16 BLACK-ISH Bow gets Dre to try therapy, where he learns to deal with his anger. (cc) ‘TVPG’
38 SHERIFFS: EL DORADO COUNTY Police try to catch a person they suspect is offering hash oil to trade for goods on Craig’s list. (cc)
42 AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR Competitors face the Salmon Ladder, Hourglass Drop, Elevator Climb and new obstacle Spinball Wizard. (cc) ‘TVPG’
49 KOLCHAK: THE NIGHT STALKER Several young women are murdered and Kolchak fears it’s the work of the legendary Jack the Ripper. (cc) ‘TVPG’
PIT BULLS AND PAROLEES Tia and Mariah shut down their restaurant and boutique; a senior canine finds a forever home. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(CNBC) UNDERCOVER BOSS Utah Jazz CEO Greg Miller is asked to be a human basketball hoop while he is undercover. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(DISC) NAKED AND AFRAID: DANGEROUS
DELICACIES A U.S. Army veteran and a newly married man grapple with gender norms in the mountains of Croatia. (cc) ‘TV14’
(DISN) JESSIE Jessie accepts a job at Empire Skate Building before realizing that Emma is her boss. (cc) ‘TVG’
(E!) SEX AND THE CITY Carrie’s new beau is bisexual; genders blur for Charlotte and Miranda. (cc) ‘TVMA’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Loaded platters and arepas; barbecued pork and pork belly ramen; wings and a porchetta sandwich. (cc) ‘TVG’
(HGTV) LOVE IT OR LIST IT A couple determines how to get more room for their large family of five. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(NICK) FRIENDS Monica arranges a meeting between Chandler and his estranged father. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(SYFY) (11:03) FUTURAMA Animated. Pharaoh Hamenthotep enslaves the crew and forces everybody to assist in constructing a pyramid. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TLC) MY 600-LB. LIFE Cindy is resistant to change in spite of her declining health; her friend pushes her to see Dr. Now. ‘TV14’
(TOON) DRAGON BALL SUPER Anime. Caulifla fights Goku, determined to learn the secret of Super Saiyan Blue, but Kale interferes. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TRAV) GHOST NATION At a New Jersey factory, a medical emergency jeopardizes the entire investigation. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS: INSIDE JOKES
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