Saturday highlights
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES In Columbus, a pierogi paradise and a barbecue truck; in Boulder, Colorado, a Thai joint. (cc) ‘TVG’
(HGTV) (9:01) LOVE IT OR LIST IT A busy family life has taken priority over updating a 1970s home. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(NICK) FRIENDS Both Monica and Chandler approach Joey for a loan; Phoebe invites Mike to move in with her. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TLC) 1000-LB. SISTERS With bonus scenes; when Tammy and Amy go see a psychic, they both get disturbing news. (N) ‘TV14’
(TOON) RICK AND MORTY Animated. Rick is tangled in a confrontation with the president. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TRAV) GHOST NATION The guys investigate reports of apparitions lurking inside a rural home in Brooktondale, N.Y. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS Four longtime friends compete to embarrass each other with a series of hilarious dares. (cc) ‘TV14’
9:30 p.m.
(COM) SOUTH PARK Animated. Cartman thinks he’s a top online restaurant reviewer. (cc) ‘TVMA’ (DISN) BIG CITY GREENS Animated. Remy is unprepared for a violin recital; Gramma becomes a rideshare driver. (cc) ‘TVY7’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Peruvian sandwiches; the flavors of Panama; a fresh spin on tacos and carne asada. (cc) ‘TVG’
(HIST) (9:36) THE PACIFIC Leckie returns home; Sledge reunites with his family in Alabama, but is unsure why he survived. (cc) ‘TVMA’
(NICK) FRIENDS Ross and Chandler trade barbed insults on their alma mater’s Web site. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TNT) SUPERMAN & LOIS Sneak peeks and interviews from the cast of the new series; the legacy of the Man of Steel. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TOON) FINAL SPACE Animated. Gary and crew search Galang 22 for Little Cato; Clarence, Fox and Ash pull off their greatest con. (cc) ‘TV14’ (TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS Murr, Q, Joe, and Sal pose as nutritionists; the guys go headto-head in a debate. (cc) ‘TV14’
10:00 p.m.
2 VERA Vera rescues a boy after he escapes from a violent attack during which his mother was killed. (cc) ‘TVPG’
16 I CAN SEE YOUR VOICE Panelists Bob Saget and Finesse Mitchell; Donny Osmond. (cc) ‘TVPG’
38 MAJOR CRIMES Major Crimes partners with the FBI on a homicide case; Provenza opens up to a suspect. (cc) ‘TV14’
49 BUCK ROGERS IN THE 25TH CENTURY Buck must help an alien athlete defect before a bomb planted in the man’s head explodes. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(BET) THE NEW EDITION STORY New Edition reaches unparalleled heights of success; putting their differences behind them. (cc) ‘TV14’ (CNBC) UNDERCOVER BOSS Gary, Indiana, Mayor Karen Freeman-Wilson. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (CNN) LINCOLN: DIVIDED WE STAND Lincoln reveals how political savvy and moral conviction helped him ascend to the White House. (cc) (COM) SOUTH PARK Animated. Randy’s obsession with the Food Network, Sharon explores. (cc) ‘TVMA’
(DISN) BUNK’D Lou announces that she’s finally caved and bought a shaved ice machine for Camp Kikiwaka. (cc) ‘TVG’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Italian fare from Arizona; American-Indian fare from Colorado; gourmet grub out of Massachusetts. (cc) ‘TVG’
(FX) SNOWFALL Franklin attempts to stop a gang war from exploding; Gustavo and Teddy deal with pipeline issues. (cc) ‘TVMA’
(HGTV) (10:01) LOVE IT OR LIST IT Sisters lead separate lives in a bungalow; one longs for privacy, while the other cooks at night. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (NICK) FRIENDS The gang buys scads of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar jackpot. (cc) ‘TV14’
(SYFY) FUTURAMA Animated. Aliens will destroy Earth if they can’t see the last episode of an old TV series. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TLC) MY 600-LB. LIFE Susan is 37 years old and has never lived on her own because of her weight. ‘TVPG’
(TOON) FAMILY GUY Animated. When Brian wins a writing award, he, Lois and Peter head to Martha’s Vineyard for a vacation. (cc) ‘TV14’ (TRAV) GHOST NATION Jason, Steve and Dave investigate paranormal activity at a pre-Civil War home in Locust Grove, Ga. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS Joe, Sal, Q and Murr pose as concierges in a hotel lobby; then try committing insurance fraud. (cc) ‘TV14’
10:30 p.m.
7 MODERN FAMILY Phil and Claire announce a challenge; Cameron and Mitchell try to get Lily into a good preschool. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(COM) SOUTH PARK Animated. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces. (cc) ‘TVMA’ (DISN) BUNK’D Finn and Matteo are reminded they need to hang as much as possible with the time they have left. (cc) ‘TVG’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Guy hunts down the dives with great food. (cc) ‘TVG’ (NICK) FRIENDS A visit to the set of a soap opera inspires Rachel to dream of a romantic encounter with Joey. (cc) ‘TV14’
(SYFY) FUTURAMA Animated. Fry learns the secret ingredient in Slurm while touring the soft drink’s factory. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TOON) FAMILY GUY Animated. When Brian thinks he has lost his chance at love, he goes in search of an old flame. (cc) ‘TV14’
(WTBS) WIPEOUT Obstacles include Snakes on the Plains and Pulling Teeth. (cc) ‘TVPG’
11:00 p.m.
7 MODERN FAMILY Claire prepares to make the Dunphy house spooky for Halloween; Cameron does not like the holiday. (cc) ‘TVPG’
16 BLACK-ISH Dre runs point on a campaign focusing on the talk about racial bias; Bow finds a support group. (cc) ‘TV14’
38 SHERIFFS: EL DORADO COUNTY A probationer has a warrant out for his arrest; people found sleeping in a car behind a drug store. (cc)
42 AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR The season’s top competitors compete in the national finals. (cc) ‘TVPG’
49 KOLCHAK: THE NIGHT STALKER Kolchak suspects that a werewolf may be among the passengers aboard a cruise ship. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (CNBC) UNDERCOVER BOSS: CELEBRITY EDITION Deion Sanders goes under cover to find talented coaches. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(CNN) LINCOLN: DIVIDED WE STAND The early life of Abraham Lincoln; people and events that helped shape his political career. (cc)
(COM) SOUTH PARK Animated. The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can’t tell the difference between a goth and a vampire. (cc) ‘TVMA’
(DISC) MYSTERIES OF THE ABANDONED Structure on a sinister mountain; industrial compound swallowed by forest; a run in a sand dune. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(DISN) JESSIE On her first day at school Emma clashes with another student over an assignment. (cc) ‘TVG’
(E!) MODERN FAMILY While at the hospital, Claire and Phil see an older version of their family. (cc) ‘TVPG’