Saturday highlights
7:00 p.m.
^ SISTER BONIFACE MYSTERIES The dreamy frontman of buzzy rock ’n’ roll band The Queenmakers is found dead in the dressing room. ‘TVPG’
F MASTERS OF ILLUSION Lucy Darling; Xavier Mortimer; Alexandra Duvivier; David Gabbay; Jonathan Levitt; Adam Wylie. (N) (cc) ‘TVPG’ Q SVENGOOLIE A London botany professor injects a chimp with a serum, turning it into a gorilla monster. (N) (cc) ‘TVPG’
(A&E) THE FIRST 48 A high-school senior is shot to death and stuffed into the trunk of his car a week before Christmas. (cc) ‘TV14’
(AP) PETS & PICKERS Dexter the dog has serious breathing problems; Halo the chihuahua discovers more than exercise. ‘TVG’
(CNBC) UNDERCOVER BOSS The CEO of Fremont Street Experience goes under cover to discover and address problems. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (DISC) EXPEDITION UNKNOWN Josh joins in the opening of a secret Nazi tunnel system dug into a dormant volcano. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(DISN) THE PROUD FAMILY: LOUDER AND PROUDER Animated. Puff is accused of being the father of a dog’s puppies. (N) (cc) ‘TVPG’ (DISN) (7:25) THE PROUD FAMILY: LOUDER AND PROUDER Animated. A boy that everyone likes asks Zoey to the dance. (N) (cc) ‘TVPG’ (FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Creme brulee French toast; corned beef hash and chipped beef; lamb merquez dog. (cc) ‘TVG’ (HGTV) THE FLIPPING EL MOUSSAS Tarek and Heather have their work cut out for them with a spacious Spanish-style home. (cc)
(HIST) THE UNXPLAINED Stories of mysterious disappearances are compelling; there are cases of bizarre disappearances. (cc) ‘TV14’
(OWN) LOVE & MARRIAGE: DC Clifton and Joi question Ashley’s intentions after she exposes that they are secretly married. (N) ‘TV14’
(TLC) SAY YES TO THE DRESS Amanda’s back at Kleinfeld to find a dress after her fiancé tells her he hates her first pick. (N) (cc) ‘TVPG’ (TOON) KING OF THE HILL Animated. Hank’s plan to build Bobby a trophy shelf results in the Hills’ home being declared uninhabitable. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TRAV) UNEXPLAINED: CAUGHT ON CAMERA A haunted museum claims to house the most possessed doll in the U.K. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS Sal, Murr, Joe, and Q play matchmakers at the food court; the Jokers pose as architects. (cc) ‘TV14’
7:30 p.m.
F MASTERS OF ILLUSION Murray SawChuck; Lucy Darling; Jonathan LaChance; Dan Sperry; Robert Ramirez; My Uyên. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(DISN) (7:50) MARVEL’S MOON GIRL AND DEVIL DINOSAUR Animated. Lunella creates a device that allows her to fast-forward through mundane chores. (cc)
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Fried chicken and pig wings; drunken torta and green chicken chilaquiles; huli huli chicken. (cc) ‘TVG’ (TOON) KING OF THE HILL Animated. Bobby goes on a shopping spree with Hank’s credit card. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS The Jokers participate in a fake documentary; the big loser can’t find diners’ dinner reservations. (cc) ‘TV14’
8:00 p.m.
^ MIDSOMER MURDERS Midsomer is buzzing with excitement at the arrival of the annual Paramount Dance Extravaganza. (cc) ‘TVPG’
F WORLD’S FUNNIEST ANIMALS Mischievous mittens; kittens; dancing dogs; boating birds. (N) (cc) ‘TVPG’
(A&E) THE FIRST 48 Detectives discover a neighborhood under siege after a man is killed in his home by a stray gunshot. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (AP) PETS & PICKERS A chihuahua named Rue has a leg injury; the picking team uncovers a bonanza of bikes. ‘TVG’
(CNBC) UNDERCOVER BOSS The Vitamin Shoppe’s CEO goes under cover to learn new ways to achieve added growth for her brand. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (DISC) EXPEDITION UNKNOWN The diary of a high-ranking SS officer leads to a search for tons of stolen gold. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(DISN) (8:15) BIG CITY GREENS Animated. Cricket discovers lake life brings out Bill’s fun side; rabbits threaten to destroy Bill’s crops. (cc) ‘TVY7’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Octopus tacos; stuffed fish with lobster sauce; taquitos; sushi with a Mexican flair. (cc) ‘TVG’
(HIST) (8:02) THE UNXPLAINED A house that narrowly dodges the path of a tornado; rain that falls from the sky like blood. (cc) ‘TV14’
(NICK) FRIENDS Janine’s attitude causes strife between Joey and his friends. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (OWN) INSECURE A sexually frustrated Issa explores a new outlook on dating; Molly meets a promising new guy. (cc) ‘TVMA’
(TLC) 1000-LB. SISTERS Tammy finally has her weight loss surgery, but things are not as straightforward as expected. ‘TV14’
(TOON) KING OF THE HILL Animated. Peggy’s design for Strickland Propane is picked up by an art dealer. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TRAV) UNEXPLAINED: CAUGHT ON CAMERA
A Maine resident endures a series of heart-stopping encounters with apparitions in his bedroom. (N) (cc) ‘TV14’
(TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS: INSIDE JOKES The Jokers are not allowed to film at a location; Joe suffers an injury; Q is called a loose cannon. (cc) ‘TV14’
8:30 p.m.
^ (8:44) MIDSOMER MURDERS Midsomer is buzzing with excitement at the arrival of the annual Paramount Dance Extravaganza. (cc) ‘TVPG’ F WORLD’S FUNNIEST ANIMALS Musician Jason Ebs; Anna Maria Perez DeTagle, Devon Werkheiser, Katherine Murray and Brian Cooper. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(DISN) (8:40) BIG CITY GREENS Animated. Tilly and Andromeda exchange letters; Remy enlists the Greens to help him lie to his parents. (cc) ‘TVY7’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES In Toronto, Canada, deli smoking meats; in Los Angeles, chili crab cake and lamb burger. (cc) ‘TVG’ (NICK) FRIENDS Ross and Chandler argue over the authorship of a joke Ross submitted to Playboy. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(OWN) (8:45) INSECURE Issa has her newfound confidence shaken at a day party; Molly has a blast from the past. (cc) ‘TVMA’
(TOON) KING OF THE HILL Animated. A coworker’s smutty comments rattle Hank; Dale quits smoking but takes up chewing tobacco. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS: INSIDE JOKES How the phrase rooty toot toot became popular on set; Joe’s bikini car wash punishment. (cc) ‘TV14’
9:00 p.m.
$ SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Actor Colin Farrell; Scissor Sisters perform; appearances by actress Lindsay Lohan and hockey player Brett Hull. (cc) ‘TV14’
F MAGNUM P.I. Magnum and Higgins must recover valuable stolen truffles; a baby is abandoned at the estate. (cc) ‘TV14’
(A&E) (9:01) THE FIRST 48 An Ohio grandmother is strangled; a Dallas man is shot to death while in the back of his car. (cc) ‘TV14’
(AP) PETS & PICKERS A mystery illness afflicting Ceelo the Doberman puppy has the entire vet team in detective mode. ‘TVG’
(CNBC) UNDERCOVER BOSS The CEO of Restoration 1 goes under cover to ensure that